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Kyle It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
Kyle Because it's your dog.
Rubin Jesus Christ!
Kyle You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Barry This is the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library, here. Okay? It was built in the 1600s.
Student in the Tour 1600s? It says it was built in 1951.
Barry That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.
Josh You can teach ancient philosophy in 46 hours?
Rubin I can teach Japanese to a chimp in 46 hours. You just have to find a way to relate the material.
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