Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld

View Quote Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.

View Quote Put simply, in deference to you Kent, it's like lasing a stick of dynamite.

View Quote Relax. That's just the fuses at the substation, they'll have it back on in a minute. Maybe I shouldn't have shorted across the building transformer. But more important: did we get a charge?

View Quote Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

View Quote Telstar! Wow! Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?

View Quote This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

View Quote We're different than most people, Mitch. Better.

View Quote Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".

View Quote What are you looking at? You're laborers; you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.

View Quote When you're smart, people need you. You can use your mind creatively.

View Quote You rented out my room!? Mom, to who?!

View Quote You see Mitch, I used to be you, and lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.

View Quote [Looking at Dr. Meredith's bunny slippers, then his own] ...May I take this opportunity to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

View Quote [to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!

View Quote [to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.