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Skiff: [Looking at a movie poster] There it is. Just two more days.
Eckle: Wow. Humaniacs III: The Final Battle for Our World.
Skiff and Eckle: Victory or extinction!
Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we've never met. [walks away]
Skiff: Did you just say what I think you just said?
Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids movies, anymore.
Skiff: [Gasps] Kids movies? I suppose next you'll say "aliens don't exist."
Lem: Duh!
Skiff: Ha! Just as I thought. You're not Lem. You're an alien zombie from Humaniacs II.
Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
Skiff: [Pulls Eckle away from Lem] That's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell us something the REAL Lem would know.
Lem: Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase, who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. And, you give candy to your puupy so he'll poop jelly beans.
Eckle: Bleggh!
Skiff: It was just an experiment.
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