A character in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Ragetti quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Mackenzie Crook

Scenes with Ragetti

9 scenes
Pintel

You know you can't read!

Ragetti

It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!

Pintel:

Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]

Jack

No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back; Thick as thieves. Nigh unseperable we are... were... have been... before...

Gibbs
[going to see Tia Dalma.]

I'll watch yer back.

Jack

It's me front I'm worried about...

Gibbs
[To Will.]

Mind the boat.

Will
[To Pintel.]

Mind the boat.

Pintel
[To Ragetti.]

Mind the boat.

Ragetti
[To Marty.]

Mind the boat.

Marty
[To Mr. Cotton and his parrot.]

Mind the boat.

Cotton's Parrot

*Squawk* Mind the boat.
[Flies into Tia Dalma's shack, leaving Mr. Cotton to mind the boat.]

Tia Dalma

You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor. Until he ran afoul of that which vexes all men.

Will

What vexes all men?

Tia Dalma

What, indeed?

Gibbs

The sea?

Pintel

Sums?

Ragetti

The dichotomy of good and evil?

Jack
[Everyone stares at Ragetti.]

A woman.

Tia Dalma

See, it was a woman. He fell in love...

Gibbs

No, no, no, I heard it was the sea he fell in love with.

Tia Dalma
[cutting off all argument.]

Same story, different versions. And all are true. You see, it was a woman. As harsh, changing and untamable like the sea. Him never stopped loving her...

Pintel

I don't think it's "Kraken" anyways, always heard it said "kray-kin".

Ragetti

What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no, "kroh-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Kraken"'s closer to that.

Pintel

Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? "Kray-kin".

Ragetti

It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

Pintel
[about Jack, Norrington and Will fighting]

How'd this go all screwy?

Ragetti

Well, each man wants the chest for himself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father. [belches.]

Pintel

Sad. That chest must be worth more 'n a pretty penny.

Ragetti
[tutting.]

Terrible temptation.

Pintel

If we was any sort of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.

Will
[When Tia Dalma suggests Will could have done more to save his father]

It doesn't matter anymore. The Pearl is gone...along with its captain.

Gibbs

Aye...and already the world seems to be a bit less bright. He fooled us all to the very end. But I guess that honest streak finally won out. [Raises mug.] To Jack Sparrow!

Ragetti
[Raises mug.]

Never another like Captain Jack!

Pintel
[Raises mug.]

He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.

Elizabeth

He was a good man.

Will

If there was anything could be done to bring him back... Elizabeth...

Tia Dalma

Would you do it? Hmmm? What... would you? Hmmm? What would any of you be willing to do? Hmmm? Would you sail to the end or the earth, and beyond, to fetch back witty Jack and 'im precious Pearl?

Gibbs

Aye!

Pintel

Aye!

Ragetti

Aye!

Cotton's Parrot

*Squawk!* Aye, aye!

Elizabeth

Yes.

Will

Aye.

Tia Dalma

Good. But if you're goin' brave de weird and haunted shores at World's End, den... you will need a captain who knows dose waters.

Barbossa
[a man wearing boots descends the stairs into the room. The crew stare in surprise at...]

So tell me, what's become of my ship? [bites into an apple.] Har har har ha!

Ragetti
[Pintel and Ragetti are rowing a boat after escaping from prison with the jailhouse dog that carries the keys; Ragetti reads a Bible upside down]

Well, I say it was Divine Providence what helped us escape from jail.

Pintel

And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochy?

Ragetti

How do you know it wasn't Divine Providence that inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.

Pintel

It ain't stealing, it's salvaging. And since when did you care?

Ragetti

Since we're not immortal no more, we've got to take care of our immortal souls.

Pintel

You know you can't read.

Ragetti

It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.

Pintel

Pretending to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against... [points upwards]

Pintel

Why, what're they all fightin' for?

Ragetti

Oi reckon each wants the Ches' for his self.

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