Pintel
You know you can't read!
Ragetti
It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel:
Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]
Scenes with Pintel
9 scenes Pintel
Ragetti
Pintel:
Jack
No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back; Thick as thieves. Nigh unseperable we are... were... have been... before...
Gibbs
[going to see Tia Dalma.]
I'll watch yer back.
Jack
It's me front I'm worried about...
Gibbs
[To Will.]
Mind the boat.
Will
[To Pintel.]
Mind the boat.
Pintel
[To Ragetti.]
Mind the boat.
Ragetti
[To Marty.]
Mind the boat.
Marty
[To Mr. Cotton and his parrot.]
Mind the boat.
Cotton's Parrot
*Squawk* Mind the boat.
[Flies into Tia Dalma's shack, leaving Mr. Cotton to mind the boat.]
Tia Dalma
You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor. Until he ran afoul of that which vexes all men.
Will
What vexes all men?
Tia Dalma
What, indeed?
Gibbs
The sea?
Pintel
Sums?
Ragetti
The dichotomy of good and evil?
Jack
[Everyone stares at Ragetti.]
A woman.
Tia Dalma
See, it was a woman. He fell in love...
Gibbs
No, no, no, I heard it was the sea he fell in love with.
Tia Dalma
[cutting off all argument.]
Same story, different versions. And all are true. You see, it was a woman. As harsh, changing and untamable like the sea. Him never stopped loving her...
Pintel
I don't think it's "Kraken" anyways, always heard it said "kray-kin".
Ragetti
What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no, "kroh-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Kraken"'s closer to that.
Pintel
Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? "Kray-kin".
Ragetti
It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!
Pintel
[about Jack, Norrington and Will fighting]
How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti
Well, each man wants the chest for himself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father. [belches.]
Pintel
Sad. That chest must be worth more 'n a pretty penny.
Ragetti
[tutting.]
Terrible temptation.
Pintel
If we was any sort of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.
Will
[When Tia Dalma suggests Will could have done more to save his father]
It doesn't matter anymore. The Pearl is gone...along with its captain.
Gibbs
Aye...and already the world seems to be a bit less bright. He fooled us all to the very end. But I guess that honest streak finally won out. [Raises mug.] To Jack Sparrow!
Ragetti
[Raises mug.]
Never another like Captain Jack!
Pintel
[Raises mug.]
He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
Elizabeth
He was a good man.
Will
If there was anything could be done to bring him back... Elizabeth...
Tia Dalma
Would you do it? Hmmm? What... would you? Hmmm? What would any of you be willing to do? Hmmm? Would you sail to the end or the earth, and beyond, to fetch back witty Jack and 'im precious Pearl?
Gibbs
Aye!
Pintel
Aye!
Ragetti
Aye!
Cotton's Parrot
*Squawk!* Aye, aye!
Elizabeth
Yes.
Will
Aye.
Tia Dalma
Good. But if you're goin' brave de weird and haunted shores at World's End, den... you will need a captain who knows dose waters.
Barbossa
[a man wearing boots descends the stairs into the room. The crew stare in surprise at...]
So tell me, what's become of my ship? [bites into an apple.] Har har har ha!
Ragetti
[Pintel and Ragetti are rowing a boat after escaping from prison with the jailhouse dog that carries the keys; Ragetti reads a Bible upside down]
Well, I say it was Divine Providence what helped us escape from jail.
Pintel
And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochy?
Ragetti
How do you know it wasn't Divine Providence that inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.
Pintel
It ain't stealing, it's salvaging. And since when did you care?
Ragetti
Since we're not immortal no more, we've got to take care of our immortal souls.
Pintel
You know you can't read.
Ragetti
It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
Pintel
Pretending to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against... [points upwards]
Pintel
Why, what're they all fightin' for?
Ragetti
Oi reckon each wants the Ches' for his self.
Other characters in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Captain Jack Sparrow
Johnny Depp
Davy Jones
Bill Nighy
Will Turner
Orlando Bloom
Elizabeth Swann
Keira Knightley
Gibbs
Kevin McNally
Lord Cutler Beckett
Tom Hollander
Ragetti
Mackenzie Crook
Norrington
Jack Davenport
Tia Dalma
Naomie Harris
Bootstrap Bill
Stellan Skarsgård
Cotton's Parrot
Maccus
Dermot Keaney
Marty
Martin Klebba
Bloopers
Edinburgh Trader cook
