Most scenes together: Captain Jack Sparrow & Captain Barbossa (9), Captain Barbossa & Elizabeth Swann (5), Ragetti & Pintel (5)
Cold! No one said nothing about cold!
I'm sure there must be a good reason for making us suffer.
Why don't that gypsy lady just bring Jack back like she did Barbossa?
Because Barbossa was only dead! Jack Sparrow is taken, body and soul, to a place not of death but punishment. De worst fate a person can bring 'pon himself... stretching on forever...dat's what awaits at Davy Jone's locker. [Walks away from the two]
...Yeah. I knew there was a good reason.
Have you noticed, that on top of everything, it's raining?
That's a bad sign!
Wish us luck boys, we'll need it.
I miss him already.
He is quite charming, isn't he?
Nobody move! [pause]([distressed]) Dropped me brain.
Jack Sparrow, you paid me a great insult once.
That doesn't sound like me...
Elizabeth, will you marry me?
It may well be the only time! I love you... I've made my choice. What's yours?
Barbossa!
Now, Barbossa!
Fine then! [climbs up on a ledge] Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today, [to an enemy] to nail yer gizzards to the mast, ye poxy cur! [continues fighting]
Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
I do!
Great!
Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife...in sickness and in health...with health being the less likely?
I do!
As captain I now pronounce you-[fights off enemy] You may kiss-[fights off enemy] You may kiss-[fights off another enemy] Aargh, just kiss!
Rudder, hard port! Gather 'way, keep her trim!
Nay, belay that.....Do something else!
Let us not, my dear friends forget...our lines, yes? Yes, let us not forget our lines!
You can't curse in a Disney film, mate. [Turns to camera] See? I told him that!
Calypso, I come before you as a servant, humble and contrite...[His hat flies off] You blew my hat off, you [Bleep]
Apologies, Your Majesty, but 'tis certain the world we know ends today and I won't be letting the likes of Beckett Cutler--Oh, say, sometimes known as Cutler Beckett!
You can have Barbossa. The belligerent homonculus and his sticky wooden friend...Eeeeeh....(Starts waving for the camera to come closer to him) *whispers* Come back...
In exchange for fair compensation...[drinks a cup of brandy] Square my debt with Jones...[Drinks the other glass] [VERY hoarsely] Guarantee my freedom? [coughs] [to crew] What's in that?!
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones... The seas be ours, and by the powers, where'er we will, we'll roam...
Yo ho, all hands, Hoist the colors high... Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die. Yo ho, haul together, Hoist the colors high...
Lord Beckett, they... they've started to sing, sir...
Finally.
...Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.[executioner pulls the lever]
Part of the crew, part of the ship.
The Dutchman must have a captain. [Dutchman crew member arrives with the chest]
[Bootstrap Bill Turner proceeds to cut out his son's heart]
Officer So, which ship do we follow?
Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How long until the ship is ready to pursue?
Officer Do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?
[Beckett faces him, annoyed]
What did he tell you?
He made me Captain. [Holding Feng's piece of eight]
You are not my captain!
Who do you name as your captain?
Captain!
Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like. [gives Gibbs his hat]
Aye aye, Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!!
What are YOU doin'?
No, what ARe you doin'?
What are YOU doin'?
NO! What ARe you doin'?
What are YOU doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
The captain of the ship IS givin' orders.
MY ship, makes ME Captain.
They be my charts!
Well, that makes you... Chartman!
Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?!
... Sorry. I just thought, with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration... Sorry.
Yeah?
I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup.
Apparently, you can. I believe you know each other. [Indicates Will Turner]
Come to join me crew again, master Turner?
Not yours. His. [Indicates Beckett]
You're mad!
Well, thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work.
[Jack lights the fuse. Beckett sees the cannon's aimed in his direction and dodges, just as the cannon fires. The recoil of the cannon causes the rope to be pulled, throwing Jack up into the air and onto the Black Pearl. The crew of the Pearl go to the stern of the ship to look for Jack, but can't find him. Barbossa then looks at the ornate decorations on the stem and sees Jack calmly standing there.
And that was without a single drop of rum.
