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Pirate Captain quotes

View Quote Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cu****ber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat...
View Quote Fire those long things that go bang!
View Quote You're the best crew a captain could wish for!
View Quote And that's why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat Dracula.
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