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Pirate Captain: Right, then, Charles. When is this science show of yours?
Charles Darwin: A week tomorrow.
Pirate Captain: Ahhh, confound it. You see, we could've made that with a good wind behind us, but unfortunately, there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
Charles Darwin: Um, I... I... I think they just add those on the maps for decoration, Captain.
Pirate Captain: Is that a fact? Well blow me down.


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