[Clouseau and Ponton go to question the new head coach of the French national football team] Vainqueur : You wanted to see me? Clouseau : You are Vainquer? Vainqueur : Yes. And who are you? Clouseau : I am Inspector Clouseau. Per'aps you 'ave 'eard of me. Vainqueur : No. Clouseau : [notices Ponton taking notes] Don't write that down! Vainqueur : What do you want? Clouseau : I am told that Bizu hated Gluant. Vainqueur : A lot of people hated Gluant. Clouseau : Did you? Vainqueur : I spent six years under his thumb, being verbally abused every day. Yes, I was not a fan of Yves Gluant. Clouseau : And now 'e is dead... and you have his job. How ironic. Vainqueur : Not every death is a tragedy. Ponton : And, what was the- Clouseau : Footsteps. Its a young woman. 30 to 35 years old. 5"2, 5"4. Brunette. And she is wearing high heels. Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. She has on...[ sniffs air ] Chanel number 5. [The footsteps are shown to be those of Yuri, the team trainer]. Inspector Clouseau : Is anyone with you? Yuri : No. Inspector Clouseau : Do you have a pair of high 'eels in that bag? Yuri : No. Inspector Clouseau : Not even a small pair of pumps? Yuri : No? Inspector Clouseau : Who are you? Yuri : I am Yuri, the trainer. Inspector Clouseau : So what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer? Yuri : I... train. Inspector Clouseau : So you are Yuri the trainer who trains. humph. [turns away from Yuri, then suddenly turns and points at Yuri] Inspector Clouseau : DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE! Yuri : Bu-but I have to go to Asia. Inspector Clouseau : Okay... DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE OR ASIA! Yuri : And we have one match in Brazil. Inspector Clouseau : Alright... DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE, ASIA, OR ZE AMERICAS! Yuri : Okay.

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