Jean Reno movie quotes

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View Quote The rifle is the first thing you learn, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

View Quote Keep calm. Don't take your eyes off him. Breathe easy. Watch his movement. Pretend you're running with him -- try to feel his next movement. Take a deep breath... hold it... now.

View Quote Forgive me my warty English cousin, but this bizarre obsession with rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call "le fruitcake!"

View Quote I have triumphed! You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish! You thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un... Deux... Trois!

View Quote You rodents!

View Quote Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due.

View Quote No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three...

View Quote Sam: You labour or management?
Vincent: If I was management, I wouldn't have given you a cigarette.

View Quote [Clouseau and Ponton go to question the new head coach of the French national football team]
Vainqueur: You wanted to see me?
Clouseau: You are Vainquer?
Vainqueur: Yes. And who are you?
Clouseau: I am Inspector Clouseau. Per'aps you 'ave 'eard of me.
Vainqueur: No.
Clouseau: [notices Ponton taking notes] Don't write that down!
Vainqueur: What do you want?
Clouseau: I am told that Bizu hated Gluant.
Vainqueur: A lot of people hated Gluant.
Clouseau: Did you?
Vainqueur: I spent six years under his thumb, being verbally abused every day. Yes, I was not a fan of Yves Gluant.
Clouseau: And now 'e is dead... and you have his job. How ironic.
Vainqueur: Not every death is a tragedy.
Ponton: And, what was the-
Clouseau: Footsteps. Its a young woman. 30 to 35 years old. 5"2, 5"4. Brunette. And she is wearing high heels. Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. She has on...[sniffs air] Chanel number 5. [The footsteps are shown to be those of Yuri, the team trainer].
Inspector Clouseau: Is anyone with you?
Yuri: No.
Inspector Clouseau: Do you have a pair of high 'eels in that bag?
Yuri: No.
Inspector Clouseau: Not even a small pair of pumps?
Yuri: No?
Inspector Clouseau: Who are you?
Yuri: I am Yuri, the trainer.
Inspector Clouseau: So what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer?
Yuri: I... train.
Inspector Clouseau: So you are Yuri the trainer who trains. humph. [turns away from Yuri, then suddenly turns and points at Yuri]
Inspector Clouseau: DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE!
Yuri: Bu-but I have to go to Asia.
Inspector Clouseau: Okay... DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE OR ASIA!
Yuri: And we have one match in Brazil.
Inspector Clouseau: Alright... DO NOT LEAVE EUROPE, ASIA, OR ZE AMERICAS!
Yuri: Okay.

View Quote Ponton: He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to speak to him now!
Ponton: [looking confused] He's dead.

View Quote Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Without you, I would be nothing!
Dreyfus: Perhaps you still are.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Ha! Excellent verbal joust, inspector! We must do lunch sometime. Had it not been for you, who knows? Someone else might have won the Medal of Honor this year.
Dreyfus: [Grumbling as Clouseau gets in the car] Yes, I know. Idiot. [Looks down] Oh no.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? What did you say?
Ponton: Nothing.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you, stop the car?
Ponton: No.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Hmm.
[Chief Inspector Dreyfus seen screaming while his coat is stuck in the car door]
Chief Inspector Dreyfus: CLOUSEAU!

View Quote [To one of his pilots, complaining of a German pilot who killed a member of the French squadron after he successfully crash-landed] Reports can be filed. But you want justice? You are the man in the sky. You are the man with the gun.

View Quote We don't want you bringing bullets home; we have millions. [Points at the sky] Leave the bullets up there. Let the Germans take them home.

View Quote Captain Thenault: Any questions?
Eddie Beagle: [raises hand] Yes, sir. Will we be back by lunch?
[The pilots snicker]
Captain Thenault: I mean any intelligent questions.
Eddie Beagle: Sorry. Just trying to loosen things up.
Captain Thenault: Don't.

View Quote Franz Krieger: While we're in Virginia let's stop by Fort Knox. I'll fly a helicopter through the lobby and land right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA.

View Quote Franz Krieger: Try sleight of hand with me and I'll cut your throat.

View Quote Ethan Hunt: Zero bodycount.
Franz Krieger: We'll see.