The Peanut Butter Falcon 2019 quotes, page 3

Jump, ****, jump!

Zak

No, I'm not gonna do it.

I thought you were a ****. Not a pussy!

Zak

No, I'm not.

Tyler

Hey!

Come on, jump!

Zak

No.

Do it!

Tyler

He can't swim!

Like I care, dipshit! Come on. Let's go!

Tyler

What? [Sets down gear]

You heard me!

Zak

No. No.

Tyler

Hey! [Takes off shirt]

Come on, do it! Jump!

Zak

I am not going to do it.

Come on man! Too bad, do it.

Tyler

Hey!

Jump ****! [Zak jumps]

Tyler

Didn't I just say- [Punches heckler boy in face and jumps in after Zak]

Hold up Tyler.

Tyler

Hey, hey! Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Get on your knees! Get on your knees! Over there! Right here!

Tyler

Okay.

That's $12,000 worth of gear you burnt up. That's my season. What's to stop other people from messing with us now that you have?

Tyler

I won't ever mention it, no harm done.

Even so, I gotta make it right. Not just for me, but for all of us. For our livelihood.

Tyler

You ain't gonna shoot me, Duncan. I'm gonna get you your money! I promise you! I promise you!

Shut the hell up! Shut up!

Right hand or left hand, Tyler?

Tyler

I'm gonna make it right, I'm gonna get you your money.

No, Tyler. Right hand or left hand? I'm giving you a choice. You better hurry up.

Screw this! Right hand!

Tyler

Wait, wait, wait, wait! Whoa! Zak! Stay there! [Zak appears from shed brandishing the shotgun]

You could pull the trigger. Can you aim that thing?

Zak

It's a buckshot!

Tyler

Get back in your boat, and your gonna leave. We ain't never gonna see each other again. Or he's gonna shoot ya.

You're not the only one that's hard up around here. We need that money.

Eleanor

Tyler, what was that?

Tyler

Trouble. Problems.

Zak

Eleanor, this is so easy.

Tyler

Easy.

Zak

Uh, just hold on and let go.

Tyler

Let go. That's it. Let go. Ready?

Eleanor

Let go.

Tyler

Ready? Three-

Eleanor

No, no, no. Don't rush me.

Tyler

-two, one.

Tyler

Get it, get it, get it! Come here!
...

Zak

I love my family and I hope that we will share it forever, for the rest of our life. Yes!
...

Eleanor

If you were the prince in a royal family, what would your name be?

Zak

Uh, Zak Prince.

Eleanor

That's really good.

Tyler

Let's just start from there.

Zak

Yeah.

Tyler

Boom. Boom. Boom. You wanna hug? [They hug] A little tap of a hug or just a straight hug?

Zak

Straight hug.

Tyler

Straight hug.

Carl

Friends are the family you choose.

Zak

Maybe we could be friends and buddies... bro dogs... and chill. Have a good time!

Blind Jasper John

There are sheep in this world and there are wolves in this world. And I know that you two boys are just two weary travelers who have lost your way. So, we are going to clean you up right with a baptism.

Zak

Tyler, I am going to give you all of my wishes for my birthday.

Zak

You are not invited to my birthday party!

Tyler

You might not be saying the word '****', alright, I'll give you that, but you're damn sure are making him feel ****.

Salt Water Redneck

Come to my wrestling school in Ayden, North Carolina. And become a disciple of Salt Water Redneck. You can become not only a badass, but the badass. You will learn.

Bedtime, ****.

Zak

Hey, do you want to come to my birthday party?

Carl

I don't know. I'd love to have a nickel for every goddamn time we had to watch this tape. I'd be a rich 'un.