Jasper Freeze, you son of a bitches! You son of a bitches think you can come over here and rob Japser just 'cause he's blind?! Well, you better think again, goddamn it! Y'all boys black or white?! Okay! [Fires shot narrowly missing Tyler]
White!
White!
Jasper I knowed you was white! I could smell you a mile off! Is you God-fearing?!
Yup.
Jasper Well, good.
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Jasper There's sheep in this world and there is wolves in this world. I may not have my eyes, but I know the difference. And I know that you two boys, fleece-wearing weary travellers who lost their way. Neither of you are wolves. You're just sheep who strayed from his flock. I'm donating the supplies from my junkyard for your pilgrimmage. Anything but that tin boat, y'all can have it because I figure it's my duty to get you back to your shepherd. Now, I can't have you boys running off of here with your hands all dirty and everything, because a wolf might hunt you down just by the smell of your past sins. And I wouldn't want no wolf to get ahold of you, because that'd be a frightful bloody mess. So, we gonna clean you up right... with a baptism.
What's a baptism?
It's like swimming.
Jasper Y'all boys come on down here and bathe in the warm waters of forgiveness.
I'm more of "baptism by fire" type.
Jasper Well, unfortunately, I don't perform those kinds of baptism.
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Jasper Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Nothing can touch you now, by the grace of the Lord.
Bye Jasper. Stay cool. Take care.
Accept his blessing. Let all the wolves of your past be laid to rest.
Thank you.
Your welcome.
