No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!
The Buckman Family
20 quotes
Gill
Steve Martin · 9 quotes
Helen
Dianne Wiest · 6 quotes
Grandma
Helen Shaw · 3 quotes
Karen
Mary Steenburgen · 3 quotes
Susan
Harley Jane Kozak · 3 quotes
Frank
Jason Robards · 2 quotes
Tod
Keanu Reeves · 2 quotes
Parenthood quotes
Page 3 of 3Open this door! Goddamnit to hell! I was just like a little respect! Not alot, just a little! Do you know why I'm having sex with machinery? Because your father went to have a party and I stayed to raise two kids, and I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!!
Patty Huffner: Susan & Nathan's daughter
Shirley Lampkin-Bowman: Helen & George's daughter
Susan Buckman: Frank & Marilyn's second daughter (3rd child)
Taylor Buckman: Gil & Karen's first daughter (2nd child)
That is one messed-up little dude.
They call me Cowboy Gil, as in guil-ty. I saw Cowboy Dan. I didn't like the look on his face. It was like this...[smiles goofily] ... so I killed him. I blew a hole in him this big. Actually it was about this big. You know, when I think about it, that hole was about THIS BIG! And his guts were spilled out all over the floor. As I was walkin' away, I slip around on his guts. A couple of other people came by and started slippin' on his guts too. After I blow a hole in somebody and slip around on their guts... afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That's mighty courteous of you. Here we go! [starts twisting balloons and then when he finishes, he holds up jumbled bunch of twisted balloons] Your lower intestines.
Tod Higgins Jr: Julie & Tod's son – after named his father Tod Higgins
Tod Higgins Sr.: Julie's husband
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.