Taylor
Mommy what was that?
Karen That was an electrical ear cleaner.
Taylor
It was kinda big.
It sure was.
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Parenthood (1989): in 3 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Gill (2)
Scenes with Karen
3 scenes Karen
Stripper
[Kevin's birthday. A stripper comes to Buckman residence]
So what is the name of the birthday boy? I will paint his name on my breasts.
Karen What in the world?
Gil
We did not order any stripper! We hired Cowboy Dan.
Stripper
Is that so, let me call my boss.
Stripper uses phone to call boss, then hangs up
Stripper
Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. My boss screwed up our assignments. I was supposed to do that birthday party at the Army base, but my boss sent Cowboy Dan there.
Karen Then have him come here.
Stripper
There's a problem, you see, the soldiers got the wrong idea and beat up Cowboy Dan really good. He is in the hospital.
Kevin
Cowboy Dan is not here? All the kids will hate me!
Gil
Kevin, pull yourself together! A cowboy is coming.
Gil
What's the matter, honey? You don't feel so good?
Taylor
Yeah.
Gil
You feel like you want to throw up?
Taylor
Okay.
Karen [vomits all over Gil, and starts crying]
Oh Taylor, baby... Gil, why are you :standing there?
Gil
Waiting for her head to spin around.
