[Kevin's birthday. A stripper comes to Buckman residence]

So what is the name of the birthday boy? I will paint his name on my breasts.

What in the world?

We did not order any stripper! We hired Cowboy Dan.

Is that so, let me call my boss.
Stripper uses phone to call boss, then hangs up

Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. My boss screwed up our assignments. I was supposed to do that birthday party at the Army base, but my boss sent Cowboy Dan there.

Then have him come here.

There's a problem, you see, the soldiers got the wrong idea and beat up Cowboy Dan really good. He is in the hospital.

Cowboy Dan is not here? All the kids will hate me!

Kevin, pull yourself together! A cowboy is coming.