Giselle
Don't strain yourself.
More lines from Giselle
4 quotes
Giselle
So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?
Giselle
[sees pictures of Bobbie and Bob]
It's spotless. No signs of a struggle.
Giselle
Guys, how about we use the door?
Scenes with Giselle
3 scenes
Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock? [Giselle and Ian look at each other] Did the Might dodo bird give up when it went extinct? Did the Titanic calls it quits when it hits the ice cream truck? [jumps off the tree stump] Nope, nope, and nope. Sure the werewolf had fangs, Shaw has guns. But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else had? Boog's Butt!
Where are you going with this, Elliot?
It's an Amalgagee.
Giselle
Analogy.
That too. Point is, When the chips are were down the odds were against us, The pilot had left the building...
Serge
We will never live this down.
[Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly] [sighs]
It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.
[off-screen]
Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!
[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]
Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!
Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.
Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.
We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.
Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]
Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.
I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.
And then after that, can we go camping?
No, Elliot.
[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]
Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.
That doesn't even make sense.
Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?
Giselle
[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]
Okay. Let's cool down for a second.
(Elliot,)
I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.
Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.
[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]
Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]
[That night, Boog walks through the forest after he breaks up with Elliot]
I never should've trusted Elliot. How could I have been so stupid?
Giselle
[Giselle follows after Boog]
Boog. Wait!
I'm done with him!
Giselle
Elliot went about things the wrong way, but he was genuinely trying to help you get over your fear of the werewolf.
Because all he cared about was some dumb campin' trip.
Giselle
He wanted to spend time with his best friend.
He tied pumpkins to my chest! [tries to get the pumpkins out of his chest]
Giselle
I'll be the first to admit - Elliot is a ding-a-ling, but he's our ding-a-ling.
Can you give me a hand? I don't know how you girls do this every day.
[Giselle bites the rope from the pumpkin chests and they fall out of Boog]
Elliot can take care of himself. [throws away the wig] That's what he's good at. [throws away the hand bracelets]
Giselle
Elliot is headed into Dead Bear Gulch. He's convinced the werewolf will be hiding there tonight.
Thanks for the tip. [pulls one of the pine needle eyelashes] Pine needle eyelashes. [takes the pine needle eyelashes off and he blinks] I'll be sure to stay far away from Dead Bear Gulch.
Giselle
Boog, he cares about you. [Boog takes off a huge leaf] And you care about him. The Boog I know wouldn't abandon his friend.
The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. [turns his back on Giselle] See ya, Giselle.
[Giselle blinks her eyes as Boog walks away]
