Most scenes together: Boog & Elliot (5), Elliot & Mr. Weenie (4), Boog & Mr. Weenie (3)
Open Season: Scared Silly quotes
Page 1 of 4What does a werewolf need a backpack for?
To keep his pilot license in.
If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago. I knew that bear couldn't hack it out there. He's more an em-bear-assment. [to the Rabbits] Get it? Em-bear-assment. Ha, Ha!
Moose pucky!
Hey, what did I miss?
Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock? [Giselle and Ian look at each other] Did the Might dodo bird give up when it went extinct? Did the Titanic calls it quits when it hits the ice cream truck? [jumps off the tree stump] Nope, nope, and nope. Sure the werewolf had fangs, Shaw has guns. But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else had? Boog's Butt!
Where are you going with this, Elliot?
It's an Amalgagee.
Analogy.
That too. Point is, When the chips are were down the odds were against us, The pilot had left the building...
We will never live this down.
Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.
Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.
Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.
Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!
Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.
Hey, Booger. [on-screen when he and the others are inside the panic room] You hear that? I called him "Booger".
What are you guys doing?
We took your advice and built a panic room, (Just like you wished for).
Not bad. You got room for one more?
Come on in.
Wipe your feet.
Take a load off.
Just close the door behind you. [Boog closes the door] So where's your best friend Idiot? [to the animals] You notice how I called Elliot "Idiot"?
The great werewolf hunter is in Dead Bear Gulch probably talkin' the ear off of some poor werewolf.
That's where it all began, in Dead Bear Gulch. That's where we'll find our werewolf.
But that gulch is haunted, don't you know.
Yeah! With evil spirits.
Which is why the werewolf will be hidin' out there. We've got it on the run. It's gonna hunker down in the one place it thinks we won't go.
And where is that?
Dead Bear Gulch!
Oh, right.
I got special camo for us in the truck. We'll take him by surprise!
Take who by surprise?
The werewolf!
Ooh! I love surprises!
Instead of Dead Bear Gulch, they're gonna have to call it... Dead Everything Gulch by the time we're through. [uses Lorraine] We'll blast everything that moves.
You mean like us?
How can we hunt if we can't move?
But we'll be moving!
Yeah! You said that...
Forget what I said! [groans] Canadians.
Elliot's in trouble!
What are we gonna do, Boog?
Maybe we should go help him.
[Boog looks worried when his friend's in trouble]
The evil spirits! They're here! [The shadow ducks begin to move] Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!
I brought some friends.
We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?
Where are you going? I don't see any evil...
Aye! Shake it, sister!
Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.
LORRAINE! Now you've gone too far! [wrestles Boog] It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear-o. [punches Boog with his fists. Boog shakes his head] Your shoe's untied! [hits Boog's nose and Boog feels his nose] Come on, teddy bear! Free shot! [Boog growls and he tries to punch Shaw] Too fast for you! [hits Boog] Guess who? [hits Boog's head]
Ooh!
Ooh!
Come on, scaredy bear!
Ooh!
That's gonna smart for a few days.
I'm allergic to hornets!
Why did you come back for me?
Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.
Nice shooting, sheriff.
Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.
I guess he's in deep doodoo.
Sure is.
Selfie! [takes a picture with his phone] And post.
Bears.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open season is closed. Permanently.
Take them away, boys. [The police car drive away and Gordy sees the tree rustles] Boog?
Thought I recognized your work. [Boog smiles] You know, you're always welcome to come back home.
I understand. You are home. [Boog smiles] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog. [walks away]
Eee!
I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.
Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot? You can't go campin' by yourself!
I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you. [takes Dinkelman out of his back] Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!
It's a See-cret.
[They both begin to laugh]
It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.
Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!
Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!
Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.
Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.
We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.
Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]
Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.
I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.
And then after that, can we go camping?
No, Elliot.
Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.
That doesn't even make sense.
Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?
I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.
Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.
Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]
Through Dead Bear Gulch?!
Beth! Dinkleman! We're home! It was all just a real long bad dream! [to Beth] Oh, Beth, I'm so glad to see you! I knew you would never dump me in the woods! [no reply from Beth. Boog starts to feel uneasy] Beth?
["Beth" turns around to reveal that it's not Beth at all; it's the Wailing Wampus Werewolf! Boog screams in terror, then sits bolt upright once he wakes up]