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Open Season: Scared Silly

Open Season: Scared Silly quotes

56 total quotes

Mr. Weenie
Sheriff Gordy

View Quote Buddy: [he sees a ladybug] Something.
View Quote Ed: What does a werewolf need a backpack for?
View Quote Edna: To keep his pilot license in.
View Quote Ian: If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago. I knew that bear couldn't hack it out there. He's more an em-bear-assment. [to the Rabbits] Get it? Em-bear-assment. Ha, Ha!
View Quote McSquizzly: Moose pucky!
View Quote Reilly: [from trailer] Hey, what did I miss?
View Quote Elliot: Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock? [Giselle and Ian look at each other] Did the Might dodo bird give up when it went extinct? Did the Titanic calls it quits when it hits the ice cream truck? [jumps off the tree stump] Nope, nope, and nope. Sure the werewolf had fangs, Shaw has guns. But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else had? Boog's Butt!
Boog: Where are you going with this, Elliot?
Elliot: It's an Amalgagee.
Giselle: Analogy.
Elliot: That too. Point is, When the chips are were down the odds were against us, The pilot had left the building...
Serge: We will never live this down.
View Quote Elliot: Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.
Maria: Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.
[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]
Elliot: Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.
Mr. Weenie: Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!
[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]
Elliot: Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.
Buddy: [gasps] Balloons.
View Quote [A refection of Boog is shown as Boog walks along the path]
Ian: [off-screen] Hey, Booger. [on-screen when he and the others are inside the panic room] You hear that? I called him "Booger".
Boog: What are you guys doing?
Reilly: We took your advice and built a panic room, (Just like you wished for).
Boog: Not bad. You got room for one more?
Reilly: Come on in.
Ian: Wipe your feet.
Maria: Take a load off.
Ian: Just close the door behind you. [Boog closes the door] So where's your best friend Idiot? [to the animals] You notice how I called Elliot "Idiot"?
Boog: [scoffs] The great werewolf hunter is in Dead Bear Gulch probably talkin' the ear off of some poor werewolf.
[Suddenly, Shaw's truck comes to a stop]
Boog: [gasps] Shh.
Shaw: That's where it all began, in Dead Bear Gulch. That's where we'll find our werewolf.
Edna: But that gulch is haunted, don't you know.
Ed: Yeah! With evil spirits.
[Boog and Ian looks at the refection of Shaw, Ed and Edna]
Shaw: Which is why the werewolf will be hidin' out there. We've got it on the run. It's gonna hunker down in the one place it thinks we won't go.
Ed: And where is that?
Shaw: Dead Bear Gulch!
Ed: Oh, right.
Shaw: I got special camo for us in the truck. We'll take him by surprise!
Ed: Take who by surprise?
Shaw: The werewolf!
Edna: Ooh! I love surprises!
Shaw: Instead of Dead Bear Gulch, they're gonna have to call it... Dead Everything Gulch by the time we're through. [uses Lorraine] We'll blast everything that moves.
Ed: You mean like us?
Edna: How can we hunt if we can't move?
Shaw: [groans] I won't blast you!
Ed: But we'll be moving!
Edna: Yeah! You said that...
Shaw: Forget what I said! [groans] Canadians.
[Shaw, Ed, and Edna went back to the truck off-screen]
Reilly: Elliot's in trouble!
Rosie: What are we gonna do, Boog?
Reilly: Maybe we should go help him.
[Boog looks worried when his friend's in trouble]
View Quote [As Ed and Edna tries to kill Boog and Elliot, Shadow puppet ducks appear]
Ed: The evil spirits! They're here! [The shadow ducks begin to move] Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!
[Ed runs away]
Elliot: What?
Boog: I brought some friends.
[Serge and Deni are making shadow puppets]
Serge: We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?
[They made a shadow puppet hand who made a thumbs up]
Edna: Where are you going? I don't see any evil...
[Edna sees the skunks becomes a dancing skeleton]
Edna: Wait for me!
Rosie: Aye! Shake it, sister!
[The skunks as a skeleton begin to shake. Ed and Edna runs away]
Shaw: Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.
[Mr. Weenie is in the werewolf mask]
Mr. Weenie: Face the wrath of a true werewolf!
[Mr. Weenie looses the werewolf mask. Shaw caught him but Boog attacks him and bends Lorraine, destroying it]
Shaw: LORRAINE! Now you've gone too far! [wrestles Boog] It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear-o. [punches Boog with his fists. Boog shakes his head] Your shoe's untied! [hits Boog's nose and Boog feels his nose] Come on, teddy bear! Free shot! [Boog growls and he tries to punch Shaw] Too fast for you! [hits Boog] Guess who? [hits Boog's head]
Elliot: Ooh!
Mr. Weenie: Ooh!
Shaw: Come on, scaredy bear!
[Boog growls and Shaw blows a raspberry at him. He waddles Boog mouths and punches him]
Elliot and Mr. Weenie: Ooh!
[As Shaw laughs at Boog, Boog growls at Shaw and punches him and Shaw bumps into a tree. Boog throws a hornet's nest and the hornets sting Shaw]
Ian: That's gonna smart for a few days.
Shaw: I'm allergic to hornets!
[Shaw pulls the hornet's nest and sting spots are on his cheeks]
Elliot: Washcloth?
[Shaw rubs his face with Buddy and got porcupine spines]
Buddy: Buddy.
[Boog, Elliot and the animals watches Shaw runs away from Dead Bear Gulch in defeat]
Elliot: Why did you come back for me?
Boog: Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.
Elliot: [as he wipes his eyes] My eyes are starting to pee.
[Shaw runs along the path, But the bullet hits him making him fainting]
Officer: [whistles] Nice shooting, sheriff.
[Gordy and the officers found Shaw in the werewolf costume]
Sheriff Gordy: Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.
Officer: I guess he's in deep doodoo.
Sheriff Gordy: Sure is.
Officer: Selfie! [takes a picture with his phone] And post.
[Later the officers take Shaw to the police car with Ed and Edna who are already been defeated]
Shaw: [weakly] Bears.
Sheriff Gordy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open season is closed. Permanently.
[Boog and the others cheer. Gordy close the back door of the police car]
Sheriff Gordy: Take them away, boys. [The police car drive away and Gordy sees the tree rustles] Boog?
[Boog comes out of the tree. He walks to Gordy]
Sheriff Gordy: Thought I recognized your work. [Boog smiles] You know, you're always welcome to come back home.
[Boog's frown is upside down. He turns his back on Elliot]
Elliot: He's going back to live in town.
[Boog turns back to Gordy]
Sheriff Gordy: I understand. You are home. [Boog smiles] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog. [walks away]
Elliot: Eee!
Boog: [holding chocolate bars] Woo-Hoo!
Elliot: I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.
Boog: Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot? You can't go campin' by yourself!
Elliot: [gasps] I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you. [takes Dinkelman out of his back] Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!
Boog: [gasps] Dinkelman! (You're okay!) [hugs Dinkleman] Hey, how long you had him?
Elliot: It's a See-cret.
[They both begin to laugh]
View Quote [Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly]
Boog: [sighs] It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.
Elliot: [off-screen] Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!
[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]
Elliot: Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!
Boog: Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.
Elliot: [sadly] Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.
Boog: Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.
Elliot: We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.
Boog: Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]
Elliot: Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.
Boog: I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.
Elliot: And then after that, can we go camping?
Boog: No, Elliot.
[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]
Elliot: Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.
Boog: That doesn't even make sense.
Elliot: Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?
[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]
Giselle: Okay. Let's cool down for a second.
Boog: (Elliot,) I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.
Elliot: [starts crying] It's not stupid.
Boog: Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.
[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]
Elliot: Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]
View Quote [from trailer]
Boog: Well, that looks nice.
[The camera shows us the mountains]
Elliot: Yeah, we're going over there.
[The camera moves to a different route. It's called "Dead Bear Gulch"]
Boog: Through Dead Bear Gulch?!
[Serge, Deni and Mr. Weenie hatch some eggs]
Mr. Weenie: Ooh!
View Quote [from trailer]
Elliot: It was a dark and stormy night, I stood face to face with the Rabid Beast.
[Boog screams, throws the rabbits and run away]
Elliot: Let's take a short intermission.
View Quote [from trailer]
Mr. Weenie: Welcome to the scene of the crime. [turns off the light] Come on in.
View Quote [In Boog's nightmare, Boog wakes up and notices his water dish and food dish that says his name on it. Then he sees Beth]
Boog: Beth! Dinkleman! We're home! It was all just a real long bad dream! [to Beth] Oh, Beth, I'm so glad to see you! I knew you would never dump me in the woods! [no reply from Beth. Boog starts to feel uneasy] Beth?
["Beth" turns around to reveal that it's not Beth at all; it's the Wailing Wampus Werewolf! Boog screams in terror, then sits bolt upright once he wakes up]