Mr. Weenie quotes

View Quote While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie... I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go! [starts crying and stops] Hey, Wait up for Mr. Weenie!

View Quote This rope is good! Although, it could use some salt.

View Quote Welcome to the scene of the crime.

View Quote [during a plane crash] Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess. I'm not really German, I am Swiss!

View Quote [after he heard what Boog have said] So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things. [gasps] So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories! [he leaves]

View Quote [to the audience] And so everybody did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie. The End. [he close his doggy door and went back inside]