Mr. Weenie While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie... I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go! [starts crying and stops] Hey, Wait up for Mr. Weenie!
Voiced by William Townsend 
Open Season: Scared Silly (2015) · 58 quotes
Open Season: Scared Silly (2015) · 58 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Open Season: Scared Silly (2015): in 11 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Elliot (4), Boog (3), Buddy (3)
Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess. I'm not really German, I am Swiss!
More lines from Mr. Weenie
5 quotes Mr. Weenie Mr. Weenie This rope is good! Although, it could use some salt.
Mr. Weenie Welcome to the scene of the crime.
Mr. Weenie [after he heard what Boog have said]
So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things. [gasps] So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories! [he leaves]
Mr. Weenie [to the audience]
And so everybody did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie. The End. [he close his doggy door and went back inside]
Scenes with Mr. Weenie
5 scenes
Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.
Maria
Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.
[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]
Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.
Mr. Weenie Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!
[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]
Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.
[The camera moves to a different route. It's called "Dead Bear Gulch"]
Through Dead Bear Gulch?!
Mr. Weenie [Serge, Deni and Mr. Weenie hatch some eggs]
Ooh!
Mr. Weenie [from trailer]
Welcome to the scene of the crime. [turns off the light] Come on in.
[As Ed and Edna tries to kill Boog and Elliot, Shadow puppet ducks appear]
The evil spirits! They're here! [The shadow ducks begin to move] Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!
I brought some friends.
Serge
[Serge and Deni are making shadow puppets]
We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?
[They made a shadow puppet hand who made a thumbs up]
Where are you going? I don't see any evil...
Rosie
Aye! Shake it, sister!
[The skunks as a skeleton begin to shake. Ed and Edna runs away]
Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.
Mr. Weenie [Mr. Weenie is in the werewolf mask]
Face the wrath of a true werewolf!
[Mr. Weenie looses the werewolf mask. Shaw caught him but Boog attacks him and bends Lorraine, destroying it]
LORRAINE! Now you've gone too far! [wrestles Boog] It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear-o. [punches Boog with his fists. Boog shakes his head] Your shoe's untied! [hits Boog's nose and Boog feels his nose] Come on, teddy bear! Free shot! [Boog growls and he tries to punch Shaw] Too fast for you! [hits Boog] Guess who? [hits Boog's head]
Ooh!
Mr. Weenie Ooh!
Come on, scaredy bear!
Elliot and Mr. Weenie
[Boog growls and Shaw blows a raspberry at him. He waddles Boog mouths and punches him]
Ooh!
[As Shaw laughs at Boog, Boog growls at Shaw and punches him and Shaw bumps into a tree. Boog throws a hornet's nest and the hornets sting Shaw]
That's gonna smart for a few days.
I'm allergic to hornets!
[Boog, Elliot and the animals watches Shaw runs away from Dead Bear Gulch in defeat]
Why did you come back for me?
Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.
Officer
[Shaw runs along the path, But the bullet hits him making him fainting] [whistles]
Nice shooting, sheriff.
[Gordy and the officers found Shaw in the werewolf costume]
Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.
Officer
I guess he's in deep doodoo.
Sure is.
Officer
Selfie! [takes a picture with his phone] And post.
[Later the officers take Shaw to the police car with Ed and Edna who are already been defeated] [weakly]
Bears.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open season is closed. Permanently.
[Boog and the others cheer. Gordy close the back door of the police car]
Take them away, boys. [The police car drive away and Gordy sees the tree rustles] Boog?
[Boog comes out of the tree. He walks to Gordy]
Thought I recognized your work. [Boog smiles] You know, you're always welcome to come back home.
[Boog turns back to Gordy]
I understand. You are home. [Boog smiles] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog. [walks away]
Eee!
I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.
Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot? You can't go campin' by yourself!
[gasps]
I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you. [takes Dinkelman out of his back] Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!
It's a See-cret.
[They both begin to laugh]
[while Elliot dances with the Wailing Wampus Werewolf]
See? I told you. The werewolf communicates through interpretive dance.
Wailing Wampus Werewolf
Yeah, interpretive dance and talking. I can talk. Heh, heh, heh.
I think he means us no harm.
Wailing Wampus Werewolf
Whatever.
We need to show him we don't either. Everybody, dance now. [Boog starts dancing] Shake that tail feather!
[Giselle, Ian, Mr. Weenie and the animals start dancing too and the fireflies came out of their tree creating a disco ball. Boog and Elliot dance together]
Bud... Bud...
McSquizzy
Ow!
[Boog dances with the Wailing Wampus Werewolf]
Ooh. Impressive moves, Boog. We should call you Dances with Werewolves.
Mr. Weenie [He and Boog starts laughing]
Boog, I have something shocking to tell you. I might not be the werewolf.
Got it, Mr. Weenie.
[The Wailing Wampus Werewolf howls at the moon as everybody keeps dancing]