A character in Open Season: Scared Silly (2015)

Ed quotes from Open Season: Scared Silly (2015)

Garry Chalk

Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Open Season: Scared Silly (2015): in 3 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Boog (2), Shaw (2), Ian (2)

Scenes with Ed

3 scenes
Ian
[A refection of Boog is shown as Boog walks along the path] [off-screen]

Hey, Booger. [on-screen when he and the others are inside the panic room] You hear that? I called him "Booger".

What are you guys doing?

Reilly

We took your advice and built a panic room, (Just like you wished for).

Not bad. You got room for one more?

Reilly

Come on in.

Ian

Wipe your feet.

Maria

Take a load off.

Ian

Just close the door behind you. [Boog closes the door] So where's your best friend Idiot? [to the animals] You notice how I called Elliot "Idiot"?

[scoffs]

The great werewolf hunter is in Dead Bear Gulch probably talkin' the ear off of some poor werewolf.

[Suddenly, Shaw's truck comes to a stop] [gasps]

Shh.

That's where it all began, in Dead Bear Gulch. That's where we'll find our werewolf.

But that gulch is haunted, don't you know.

Ed

Yeah! With evil spirits.

[Boog and Ian looks at the refection of Shaw, Ed and Edna]

Which is why the werewolf will be hidin' out there. We've got it on the run. It's gonna hunker down in the one place it thinks we won't go.

Ed

And where is that?

Dead Bear Gulch!

Ed

Oh, right.

I got special camo for us in the truck. We'll take him by surprise!

Ed

Take who by surprise?

The werewolf!

Ooh! I love surprises!

Instead of Dead Bear Gulch, they're gonna have to call it... Dead Everything Gulch by the time we're through. [uses Lorraine] We'll blast everything that moves.

Ed

You mean like us?

How can we hunt if we can't move?

[groans]

I won't blast you!

Ed

But we'll be moving!

Yeah! You said that...

Forget what I said! [groans] Canadians.

Reilly
[Shaw, Ed, and Edna went back to the truck off-screen]

Elliot's in trouble!

Rosie

What are we gonna do, Boog?

Reilly

Maybe we should go help him.
[Boog looks worried when his friend's in trouble]

Ed
[As Ed and Edna tries to kill Boog and Elliot, Shadow puppet ducks appear]

The evil spirits! They're here! [The shadow ducks begin to move] Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!

[Ed runs away]

What?

I brought some friends.

Serge
[Serge and Deni are making shadow puppets]

We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?

[They made a shadow puppet hand who made a thumbs up]

Where are you going? I don't see any evil...

[Edna sees the skunks becomes a dancing skeleton]

Wait for me!

Rosie

Aye! Shake it, sister!

[The skunks as a skeleton begin to shake. Ed and Edna runs away]

Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.

[Mr. Weenie is in the werewolf mask]

Face the wrath of a true werewolf!

[Mr. Weenie looses the werewolf mask. Shaw caught him but Boog attacks him and bends Lorraine, destroying it]

LORRAINE! Now you've gone too far! [wrestles Boog] It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear-o. [punches Boog with his fists. Boog shakes his head] Your shoe's untied! [hits Boog's nose and Boog feels his nose] Come on, teddy bear! Free shot! [Boog growls and he tries to punch Shaw] Too fast for you! [hits Boog] Guess who? [hits Boog's head]

Ooh!

Ooh!

Come on, scaredy bear!

Elliot and Mr. Weenie
[Boog growls and Shaw blows a raspberry at him. He waddles Boog mouths and punches him]

Ooh!

Ian
[As Shaw laughs at Boog, Boog growls at Shaw and punches him and Shaw bumps into a tree. Boog throws a hornet's nest and the hornets sting Shaw]

That's gonna smart for a few days.

I'm allergic to hornets!

[Shaw pulls the hornet's nest and sting spots are on his cheeks]

Washcloth?

[Shaw rubs his face with Buddy and got porcupine spines]

Buddy.

[Boog, Elliot and the animals watches Shaw runs away from Dead Bear Gulch in defeat]

Why did you come back for me?

Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.

[as he wipes his eyes]

My eyes are starting to pee.

Officer
[Shaw runs along the path, But the bullet hits him making him fainting] [whistles]

Nice shooting, sheriff.

[Gordy and the officers found Shaw in the werewolf costume]

Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.

Officer

I guess he's in deep doodoo.

Sure is.

Officer

Selfie! [takes a picture with his phone] And post.

[Later the officers take Shaw to the police car with Ed and Edna who are already been defeated] [weakly]

Bears.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open season is closed. Permanently.

[Boog and the others cheer. Gordy close the back door of the police car]

Take them away, boys. [The police car drive away and Gordy sees the tree rustles] Boog?

[Boog comes out of the tree. He walks to Gordy]

Thought I recognized your work. [Boog smiles] You know, you're always welcome to come back home.

[Boog's frown is upside down. He turns his back on Elliot]

He's going back to live in town.

[Boog turns back to Gordy]

I understand. You are home. [Boog smiles] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog. [walks away]

Eee!

[holding chocolate bars]

Woo-Hoo!

I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.

Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot? You can't go campin' by yourself!

[gasps]

I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you. [takes Dinkelman out of his back] Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!

[gasps]

Dinkelman! (You're okay!) [hugs Dinkleman] Hey, how long you had him?

It's a See-cret.
[They both begin to laugh]

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