A character in Open Season: Scared Silly (2015)

Elliot quotes from Open Season: Scared Silly (2015)

Elliot

2nd most-quoted character in Open Season: Scared Silly (2015): in 12 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Boog (5), Mr. Weenie (4), Buddy (3)

A line from Elliot

Let's take a short intermission.

More lines from Elliot

4 quotes
Elliot

Okay. We got rid of our dead weight. Still with me, Boog? You know I can't do this without my BFF. That's Bear Friend Forever, FYI. For your information. LOL.

Elliot
[Boog (as they see Shaw on the road): Just when this day couldn't get any worse.]

He can't do anything to us. It's against the law now, remember?

Scenes with Elliot

7 scenes
Elliot
[from trailer]

It was a dark and stormy night, I stood face to face with the Rabid Beast.

Elliot
[Boog screams, throws the rabbits and run away]

Let's take a short intermission.

Elliot

Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone… that you'll end up a spinster living with 2 pet bobcats.

Maria

Actually, I wasn't afraid of that… until now.

Elliot
[Elliot went to Mr. Weenie]

Mr. Weenie. [holds up a hot dog bun] You're afraid of hot dog buns.

Yeah! And pickle relish and mustard!

Elliot
[Elliot went to Serge and Deni]

Serge. [holds duct tape] You're afraid of duct tape. [shows Reilly a splinter] Reilly, you're afraid of splinters. [Elliot went to Buddy] And Buddy. [blows up a balloon and makes a giraffe balloon] Balloons scare the quills off of you.

Buddy
[gasps]

Balloons.

[from trailer]

Well, that looks nice.

Elliot
[The camera shows us the mountains]

Yeah, we're going over there.

[The camera moves to a different route. It's called "Dead Bear Gulch"]

Through Dead Bear Gulch?!

[Serge, Deni and Mr. Weenie hatch some eggs]

Ooh!

Elliot

Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock? [Giselle and Ian look at each other] Did the Might dodo bird give up when it went extinct? Did the Titanic calls it quits when it hits the ice cream truck? [jumps off the tree stump] Nope, nope, and nope. Sure the werewolf had fangs, Shaw has guns. But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else had? Boog's Butt!

Where are you going with this, Elliot?

Elliot

It's an Amalgagee.

Analogy.

Elliot

That too. Point is, When the chips are were down the odds were against us, The pilot had left the building...

Serge

We will never live this down.

[Boog throws the cart away and sits on an old cactus named Ol' Prickly] [sighs]

It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.

Elliot
[off-screen]

Boog, I'm okay! [on-screen when he and Giselle are on Ol' Comfy] We landed in this super cushiony pile of rose petals and clover!

Elliot
[Elliot and Giselle walks away from Ol' Comfy]

Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. [Boog slides off Ol' Prickly] Wasn't that crazy? The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up! The lava singed my eye lashes!

Listen, Elliot. I've had enough! This is too dangerous! And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.

Elliot
[sadly]

Yeah... [looks upset then smiles] But we're safe now.

Safe? [he pulls off a cactus quill] (What do mean safe?!) We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes, getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.

Elliot

We're so close to finding the werewolf. We can't give up now.

Now seems like the perfect time. [turns his back on Elliot]

Elliot

Boog, I believe in you. When you want to be, you can be a super brave bear. The superest.

I've had enough! I'm done! I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.

Elliot

And then after that, can we go camping?

No, Elliot.

Elliot
[Elliot gasps then turns his back on Boog]

Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you. All I need is one thing. Myself. Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy-set bears.

That doesn't even make sense.

Elliot

Words can hurt, you know that, tubby?

[Giselle walks to Boog and Elliot]

Okay. Let's cool down for a second.

(Elliot,)

I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend. Maybe you're not. [Elliot gasps] You don't care about me. You only care about your stupid camping trip.

Elliot
[starts crying]

It's not stupid.

Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.

Elliot
[Boog walks away from Elliot and Giselle]

Oh... Well, you can forget about that stupid camping trip! I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!
[Elliot watches Boog walks into the forest]

Ed
[As Ed and Edna tries to kill Boog and Elliot, Shadow puppet ducks appear]

The evil spirits! They're here! [The shadow ducks begin to move] Undead zombie ghost ducks from hunting seasons past!

Elliot
[Ed runs away]

What?

I brought some friends.

Serge
[Serge and Deni are making shadow puppets]

We should consider taking our talents on the road, eh, Deni?

Edna
[They made a shadow puppet hand who made a thumbs up]

Where are you going? I don't see any evil...

Edna
[Edna sees the skunks becomes a dancing skeleton]

Wait for me!

Rosie

Aye! Shake it, sister!

[The skunks as a skeleton begin to shake. Ed and Edna runs away]

Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.

[Mr. Weenie is in the werewolf mask]

Face the wrath of a true werewolf!

[Mr. Weenie looses the werewolf mask. Shaw caught him but Boog attacks him and bends Lorraine, destroying it]

LORRAINE! Now you've gone too far! [wrestles Boog] It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear-o. [punches Boog with his fists. Boog shakes his head] Your shoe's untied! [hits Boog's nose and Boog feels his nose] Come on, teddy bear! Free shot! [Boog growls and he tries to punch Shaw] Too fast for you! [hits Boog] Guess who? [hits Boog's head]

Elliot

Ooh!

Ooh!

Come on, scaredy bear!

Elliot and Mr. Weenie
[Boog growls and Shaw blows a raspberry at him. He waddles Boog mouths and punches him]

Ooh!

Ian
[As Shaw laughs at Boog, Boog growls at Shaw and punches him and Shaw bumps into a tree. Boog throws a hornet's nest and the hornets sting Shaw]

That's gonna smart for a few days.

I'm allergic to hornets!

Elliot
[Shaw pulls the hornet's nest and sting spots are on his cheeks]

Washcloth?

Buddy
[Shaw rubs his face with Buddy and got porcupine spines]

Buddy.

Elliot
[Boog, Elliot and the animals watches Shaw runs away from Dead Bear Gulch in defeat]

Why did you come back for me?

Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.

Elliot
[as he wipes his eyes]

My eyes are starting to pee.

Officer
[Shaw runs along the path, But the bullet hits him making him fainting] [whistles]

Nice shooting, sheriff.

[Gordy and the officers found Shaw in the werewolf costume]

Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known.

Officer

I guess he's in deep doodoo.

Sure is.

Officer

Selfie! [takes a picture with his phone] And post.

[Later the officers take Shaw to the police car with Ed and Edna who are already been defeated] [weakly]

Bears.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open season is closed. Permanently.

[Boog and the others cheer. Gordy close the back door of the police car]

Take them away, boys. [The police car drive away and Gordy sees the tree rustles] Boog?

[Boog comes out of the tree. He walks to Gordy]

Thought I recognized your work. [Boog smiles] You know, you're always welcome to come back home.

Elliot
[Boog's frown is upside down. He turns his back on Elliot]

He's going back to live in town.

[Boog turns back to Gordy]

I understand. You are home. [Boog smiles] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, But I think we can make an exception. [gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog. [walks away]

Elliot

Eee!

[holding chocolate bars]

Woo-Hoo!

Elliot

I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.

Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot? You can't go campin' by yourself!

Elliot
[gasps]

I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you. [takes Dinkelman out of his back] Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!

[gasps]

Dinkelman! (You're okay!) [hugs Dinkleman] Hey, how long you had him?

Elliot

It's a See-cret.
[They both begin to laugh]

Elliot
[while Elliot dances with the Wailing Wampus Werewolf]

See? I told you. The werewolf communicates through interpretive dance.

Wailing Wampus Werewolf

Yeah, interpretive dance and talking. I can talk. Heh, heh, heh.

Elliot

I think he means us no harm.

Wailing Wampus Werewolf

Whatever.

Elliot

We need to show him we don't either. Everybody, dance now. [Boog starts dancing] Shake that tail feather!

Buddy
[Giselle, Ian, Mr. Weenie and the animals start dancing too and the fireflies came out of their tree creating a disco ball. Boog and Elliot dance together]

Bud... Bud...

McSquizzy

Ow!

Ian
[Roise, Deni, Elliot and bug monster dance too]

Busting a move.

Elliot
[Boog dances with the Wailing Wampus Werewolf]

Ooh. Impressive moves, Boog. We should call you Dances with Werewolves.

[He and Boog starts laughing]

Boog, I have something shocking to tell you. I might not be the werewolf.

Got it, Mr. Weenie.
[The Wailing Wampus Werewolf howls at the moon as everybody keeps dancing]

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