Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote [Shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice morphs into slow motion.] I like you man, but you're crazy.

View Quote Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

View Quote Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

View Quote I know a really good sand guy.

View Quote No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, I think.

View Quote I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it!

View Quote Columbus wasn't exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone.

View Quote What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.

View Quote All I want to do is get some ****ing sleep.

View Quote This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.

View Quote Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

View Quote Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?

View Quote Jerry: That was great.
Frank: What happened? I blacked out.

View Quote He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

View Quote You're the lady, Marissa! High five.