Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.

View Quote Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

View Quote [While performing the iron cross and smoking a cigarette] Still holding! STILL HOLDING!

View Quote Woman: [holding a grocery bag] What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll ****ing kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight. [reaches into the grocery bag and takes out cheese balls]

View Quote You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?

View Quote Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

View Quote [to Frank's father in law] It takes a man to give away an angel. Your sweetheart. [wink]

View Quote Mitch: A professor lived here for like thirty years and died.
Beanie: That's awesome.

View Quote Who's hungry? Who's hungry?

View Quote Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.

View Quote What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.

View Quote Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.