Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Nutty Professor (1996): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Sherman Klump / Buddy Love (2)
Sherman, what's wrong with you? Baby, you still worried about what your father said in there? [understanding] Ohhh...Son, listen to me you arespecial. And when the Good Lord made you, he made you beautiful inside and out. You can do anything Sherman...all you have to do is believe in yourself and you can do anything.
You know, Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansing. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinking about getting me an appointment to go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
See that? Now my colon is clean. I'm talking, squeaky clean.
Cletus, every time we're having a meal, you always gotta go off breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
Don't tell me to stop! You're the one who brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess!
I did not say anything about breaking gas! I was talking about getting my colon clean!
Don't you talk about stickin' a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.
I didn't say nothin' about stickin' no hose up nobody's ass, Cletus-
What do you think a colonic is? You think yo gonna run yo asshole by the car wash?
SHERMAN, DON'T DO THIS! YOU NEED ME!!!!!
NO, I DON'T!
You fat ass!
Tinkerbell!
Blubber butt!
Featherweight!
Somebody better call an exorcist!
Sherman! Sherman! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!!!!
This is some scary shit!
YES... I... CAN!!!!!
Sherman, come back here! [claps her hands] Sherman!
What's happenin' to me? Everything's gettin' real dark! Oh, I feel real jiggly! I'm blubbifyin'! Sherman, you needed me! I taught you to be confident! You needed me, Sherman! Sherman, no matter what, no matter what... you got to strut.
