Ana Klump: You know, Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansing. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinking about getting me an appointment to go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
Cletus Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
[Farts loudly. Ernie Jr. starts laughing hysterically]
Cletus Klump: See that? Now my colon is clean. I'm talking, squeaky clean.
Ana Klump: Cletus, every time we're having a meal, you always gotta go off breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
Cletus Klump: Don't tell me to stop! You're the one who brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess!
Ana Klump: I did not say anything about breaking gas! I was talking about getting my colon clean!
Cletus Klump: Don't you talk about stickin' a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.
Ana Klump: I didn't say nothin' about stickin' no hose up nobody's ass, Cletus-
Cletus Klump: What do you think a colonic is? You think yo gonna run yo asshole by the car wash?
Cletus Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
[Farts loudly. Ernie Jr. starts laughing hysterically]
Cletus Klump: See that? Now my colon is clean. I'm talking, squeaky clean.
Ana Klump: Cletus, every time we're having a meal, you always gotta go off breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
Cletus Klump: Don't tell me to stop! You're the one who brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess!
Ana Klump: I did not say anything about breaking gas! I was talking about getting my colon clean!
Cletus Klump: Don't you talk about stickin' a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.
Ana Klump: I didn't say nothin' about stickin' no hose up nobody's ass, Cletus-
Cletus Klump: What do you think a colonic is? You think yo gonna run yo asshole by the car wash?
Ana Klump : You know, Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansing. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinking about getting me an appointment to go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
Cletus Klump : You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
[Farts loudly. Ernie Jr. starts laughing hysterically]
Cletus Klump : See that? Now my colon is clean. I'm talking, squeaky clean.
Ana Klump : Cletus, every time we're having a meal, you always gotta go off breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
Cletus Klump : Don't tell me to stop! You're the one who brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess!
Ana Klump : I did not say anything about breaking gas! I was talking about getting my colon clean!
Cletus Klump : Don't you talk about stickin' a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.
Ana Klump : I didn't say nothin' about stickin' no hose up nobody's ass, Cletus-
Cletus Klump : What do you think a colonic is? You think yo gonna run yo asshole by the car wash?
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