[Norbit singing "Tuesday" in the shower]
Say Tuesday again, and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!
Rasputia
Eddie Murphy · 19 quotes
Norbit
Eddie Murphy · 15 quotes
Kate Thomas
Thandiwe Newton · 9 quotes
Mr. Wong
Eddie Murphy · 8 quotes
Most scenes together: Norbit & Rasputia (8), Norbit & Kate Thomas (3), Kate Thomas & Rasputia (2)
Norbit quotes
Page 2 of 3Bitch! That's MY wine cooler!
Damn it, Norbit! How many times I gotta tell you, don't be messin' with my car seat?!
HALT!!!!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed once again] 187, officer down!
Happy president's day! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit and we see the bed is propped up with cinderblocks. Rasputia and Norbit both bounce up off the bed and come down again] God bless America!
Hell to the no!
I didn't touch your seat.
I just don't trust you anymore.
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.
I'ma show you how a bitch go down a slide!
It just like old times. Maybe you two should go take poop together.
It's your birthday?! Oh you think it's your birthday, huh?
KATE, BITCH!!
KATE, FOOL!!