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Norbit quotes

35 total quotes

Kate Thomas
Mr. Wong
Norbit
Rasputia




View Quote [Norbit singing "Tuesday" in the shower] Say Tuesday again, and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!
View Quote [repeated line] How YOU doin'!
View Quote Bitch! That's MY wine cooler!
View Quote Damn it, Norbit! How many times I gotta tell you, don't be messin' with my car seat?!
View Quote HALT!!!!!! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit, breaking their bed once again] 187, officer down!
View Quote Happy president's day! [Rasputia runs and jumps on Norbit and we see the bed is propped up with cinderblocks. Rasputia and Norbit both bounce up off the bed and come down again] God bless America!
View Quote I didn't touch your seat.
View Quote I just don't trust you anymore.
View Quote I'm so sorry, Mrs. Rice.
View Quote I'ma show you how a bitch go down a slide!
View Quote It just like old times. Maybe you two should go take poop together.
View Quote It's your birthday?! Oh you think it's your birthday, huh?
View Quote KATE, BITCH!!
View Quote No, that's just my... my wife.
View Quote No, the one, suckin' the jelly outta them doughnuts.