Henderson Hey, I think these fellows are phonies!
Henderson You heard me.
Did you hear what he said? He said you boys are imposters and you absolutely don't belong here at all.
Did he say that about us? I've never been so insulted!
[to the Mayor]
Do you hear what they say? They say they've never been so insulted in their life and they absolutely refuse to stay here!
M Mayor
No, no, please. He didn't mean it. Tell them he didn't mean it.
[confers with the aviators]
Of course, you know this means war!
M Mayor
[to Henderson]
Now see what you've done!
Henderson You remember me. I'm Henderson, plain-clothesman.
You look more like an old-clothes man to me.
Henderson Oh! A wise guy, huh? Nice place.
Henderson You live here all alone?
Yes. Just me and my memories. I'm practically a hermit.
Henderson Oh. A hermit. I notice the table's set for four.
That's nothing; my alarm clock is set for eight. That doesn't prove a thing.
Henderson Who are you talking to?
I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it, I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
Henderson Well, I certainly heard somebody say something.
Oh, it's sheer folly on your part.
Henderson What's this?
Why, that's a fire escape. And, uh, that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone!
Henderson You'll be alone when I throw you in jail.
Isn't there a song like that, Henderson...?
Henderson What became of that fourth bed?
What are you referring to, Colonel?
Henderson The last time I was in this room, there were four beds here!
Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.
Henderson Oh-h-h. [He barges into the living room] Say! What's that bed doing here?
I don't see it doing anything.
Henderson There's something funny goin' on around here, but I'll get to the bottom of it. [going back to the bedroom] Hey, you!
Henderson Am I crazy, or are there only two beds here?
Now, which question do you want me to answer first, Henderson?
