A character in A Night at the Opera (1935)

Lassparri quotes from A Night at the Opera (1935)

Walter Woolf King

3rd most-quoted character in A Night at the Opera (1935): in 5 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Rosa (3), Otis B. Driftwood (2)

Scenes with Lassparri

5 scenes
Lassparri
[In Lassparri's dressing room, Tomasso dressed as a clown sprays his perfume in his mouth twice and not making any sound until he heard Lassparri entering his room]

What are you doing in my costumes!? [Lassparri wacks Tomasso with a cane] Take it off at once! Do you hear!? Immediately!

Lassparri
[Tomasso took off the clown costume and reveals a sailor costume]

Why you... YOU!! [Lassparri shakes Tomasso and throws him] Take that off.

Lassparri
[Tomasso took off the costume and reveals a dress]

Take off that dress! Do you hear!? You dumb idiot! Do as I say or I'll break your neck!

Lassparri
[Lassparri chasing Tomasso]

Do you hear me!? Take off that dress! If I ever get my hands on you, you'll never hear the end of this! If you're not out of my dressing, YOU'RE FIRED!! [Lassparri whipping Tomasso] GET OUT!! GET OUT!! GET OUT!! Do you hear me!? OUT YOU GO!! And don't ever come back here again!! [Lassparri throws Tomasso out]

[Rosa was feeling very sorry for Tomasso about what happened]

Don't you care. You're lucky to be rid of him.

Lassparri

Oh, good evening, Rosa.

Good evening, signore.

Lassparri

Tomasso, why don't you come in. I've been waiting for you.
[Lassparri took Tomasso back to his dressing room. And when he's in the room, Lassparri once again whipped him]

Lassparri

Rosa?

Yes, signore?

Lassparri

My good friend Herman Gottlieb is coming back to see me. How would you like to have supper with us?

I'm terribly sorry, signor Lassparri. I already have an engagement.

Lassparri

Oh, I see. Well, that's too bad because I have an idea that he's going to invite me to sing in New York. And uh... He may permit me to select my leading lady. Are you sure you can't break your appointment?

I'm terribly sorry, signor.

Lassparri
[Rosa went away from Lassparri with Riccardo with her. Tomasso made a little happy tune with his flute and drums. Then Lassparri aggressively picked him up angrily]

What do you mean by humiliate me in front of all those people!? You're fired!! Do you understand!!? YOU'RE FIRED!!

Hey, you big bully. What's the idea of hitting that little bully?

Lassparri

In a count of letting me handle my own affairs!? [Lassparri pushing Tomasso] GET OUT!! [To Driftwood] Now, what do you have to say to me?

Just this, can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas? [Driftwood taking one of the clown buttons off of him]

Lassparri

Why you--
[Before Lassparri was going to punch Driftwood, Tomasso came back and bashed Lassparri on the head with a large hammer]

Lassparri

Those men-- They can't be passengers on this boat. They must be stowaways.

Captain

Stowaways? Well, we'll soon find out.
[The captain's guards ran after Tomasso, Riccardo, and Fiorello while other people are dancing. And they're caught and placed them in the detention cabin]

[singing]

I'm not alone--

Riccardo
[Then, Riccardo went through the window into Rosa's room singing too]

[singing: As long as I find you in every dream.

RICCARDO!!

Riccardo

You thought you could come back to America without me, huh?
Rosa: Oh, you fool. You dear, dear fool!

Riccardo

Because I love you, you call me a fool. There may be something in that.

What are you doing here?

Riccardo

The easiest thing in the world, an open window, a detective, and here I am.

Oh, Riccardo, you shouldn't have! They'll only send you back again! Perhaps, they even put you in jail!

Riccardo

Oh, I don't care, darling. It's worth it.

Suppose... Suppose I go to Mr. Gottlieb. Maybe he'd intercede for you.

Riccardo

Gottlieb couldn't do anything. Besides, Lassparri's got to him first.

There must be something we can do!

[Lassparri knocking on the door]

Who is it?

Lassparri

It is I, Rodolfo.

[Rosa hides Riccardo and let's Lassparri in]

Um... Come in!

Lassparri
[after being booed by the audience and pelted with fruit]

Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.

Well. Watermelons are out of season.

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