Henderson: Who are you talking to?
Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it, I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
Henderson: Well, I certainly heard somebody say something.
Driftwood: Oh, it's sheer folly on your part.
Henderson: What's this?
Driftwood: Why, that's a fire escape. And, uh, that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone!
Henderson: You'll be alone when I throw you in jail.
Driftwood: Isn't there a song like that, Henderson...?
Henderson: What became of that fourth bed?
Driftwood: What are you referring to, Colonel?
Henderson: The last time I was in this room, there were four beds here!
Driftwood: Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.
Henderson: Oh-h-h. [He barges into the living room] Say! What's that bed doing here?
Driftwood: I don't see it doing anything.
Henderson: There's something funny goin' on around here, but I'll get to the bottom of it. [going back to the bedroom] Hey, you!
Driftwood: Coming!
Henderson: Am I crazy, or are there only two beds here?
Driftwood: Now, which question do you want me to answer first, Henderson?
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it, I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
Henderson: Well, I certainly heard somebody say something.
Driftwood: Oh, it's sheer folly on your part.
Henderson: What's this?
Driftwood: Why, that's a fire escape. And, uh, that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone!
Henderson: You'll be alone when I throw you in jail.
Driftwood: Isn't there a song like that, Henderson...?
Henderson: What became of that fourth bed?
Driftwood: What are you referring to, Colonel?
Henderson: The last time I was in this room, there were four beds here!
Driftwood: Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.
Henderson: Oh-h-h. [He barges into the living room] Say! What's that bed doing here?
Driftwood: I don't see it doing anything.
Henderson: There's something funny goin' on around here, but I'll get to the bottom of it. [going back to the bedroom] Hey, you!
Driftwood: Coming!
Henderson: Am I crazy, or are there only two beds here?
Driftwood: Now, which question do you want me to answer first, Henderson?
 Henderson : Who are you talking to? 
 Driftwood : I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it, I've had three of the best doctors in the East. 
 Henderson : Well, I certainly heard somebody say something. 
 Driftwood : Oh, it's sheer folly on your part. 
 Henderson : What's this? 
 Driftwood : Why, that's a fire escape. And, uh, that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone! 
 Henderson : You'll be alone when I throw you in jail. 
 Driftwood : Isn't there a song like that, Henderson...? 
 Henderson : What became of that fourth bed? 
 Driftwood : What are you referring to, Colonel? 
 Henderson : The last time I was in this room, there were four beds here! 
 Driftwood : Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson. 
 Henderson : Oh-h-h.  [He barges into the living room]  Say! What's that bed doing here? 
 Driftwood : I don't see it doing anything. 
 Henderson : There's something funny goin' on around here, but I'll get to the bottom of it.  [going back to the bedroom]   Hey, you! 
 Driftwood : Coming! 
 Henderson : Am I crazy, or are there only two beds here? 
 Driftwood : Now, which question do you want me to answer first, Henderson? 
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