Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus

View Quote This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

View Quote Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!

View Quote Name's Jedediah

View Quote Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!

View Quote [after meeting Dr. McPhee] Seems like a fun guy.

View Quote [acting sarcastic] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard.

View Quote Fetch? Play fetch?

View Quote The Roman empire knows no boundaries!

View Quote Sweet dreams, hopscotch!

View Quote [to Octavius] Don't be a kiss-ass.

View Quote No,no! I ain't working with toga boy!

View Quote [to Larry] Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.

View Quote [to the lobby doors] Come on! Revolve. Revolve!

View Quote Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!

View Quote The instruction manual.