[Delivering the eulogy for Aunt Edna]

O God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give her a break.

Clark...

[ignoring her]

Baruuuuuuch Ataaaaaaah Aluuuuuuuyah...

Clark, this is a serious matter, I'll do it myself!

Honey, I'm not an ordained minister; I'm doing my best.