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Motorcycle Cop Do you know what the penalty is, in this state, for cruelty to animals?
Clark No, officer, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop Well, it's probably pretty stiff!
Ellen I think I broke my nose.
Rusty I stabbed my brain.
Audrey I just got my period.
Audrey Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?
Ellen Find a bush Audrey!
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