“Do you know what the penalty is, in this state, for cruelty to...” – Motorcycle Cop, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

Motorcycle Cop

[sternly]

Do you know what the penalty is, in this state, for cruelty to animals?

Clark

No, officer, I don't.

Motorcycle Cop

[hesitatingly]

Well, it's probably pretty stiff!

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Motorcycle Cop James Keach

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