“Clark, I don't think that was funny. A loud noise like that could...” – Ellen, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

Ellen

[after the bartender shoots at Clark]

Clark, I don't think that was funny. A loud noise like that could damage the kids' hearing.

Clark

C'mon, Ellen. It looked real. Hell - I thought it was a real gun. Didn't you think it was real, honey?

Audrey

What?

Clark

I said didn't you think it was real?

Audrey

What?

Ellen

Oh are you happy now Clark? She's deaf.

Clark

Oh what the hell - it was fun anyway.

In this scene

Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Ellen Beverly D'Angelo More Ellen quotes →

Audrey Dana Barron More Audrey quotes →

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