“I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between...” – Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

Eddie

I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

Clark

Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

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Clark W. Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Cousin Eddie Randy Quaid More Eddie quotes →

More from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Eddie If you scratch his belly Clark, he will love you till the day you die. Clark I really shouldn't Eddie my hands are all chapped. Margo And why is the carpet wet, Todd? Todd I don't know Margo. Margot You just march over there and slug that creep in the face. Todd I can't just attack someone. Margot Alright then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this shit, then I am.