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Eddie I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Eddie If you scratch his belly Clark, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark I really shouldn't Eddie my hands are all chapped.
Margo And why is the carpet wet, Todd?
Todd I don't know Margo.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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