Nanny McPhee quotes from Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)

Nanny McPhee

These children require 5 lessons, Mrs. Green.

Nanny McPhee

Courage, kindness, resolve, imagination, enthusiasm, basket-work, and leaps of faith.

Nanny McPhee

Good evening, Mrs. Green. I am Nanny McPhee.

Oh, you’re it! I mean, her. Who-who are you?

Nanny McPhee

I am Nanny McPhee. Small C, Big P.

Right. Thing is, I haven’t hired a nanny. I don’t need a nanny. I’m managing perfectly well. I never had a nanny because I don’t want a nanny.

Nanny McPhee

I am an army nanny, Mrs. Green, I have been deployed.

No, no, no, no there must be some mistake everything’s under control here.

Cyril

Get away from me, you oik from Hell!

That’s Cyril. He’s not mine. He's their cousin.

Norman

Come back here, you parasitic poshie!

And that's Norman. He is mine. They've just met. They're getting to know each other...through play.

Vincent

Kill the townies and eat their heads!

It's the war. Not a very good influence.

Nanny McPhee

Indeed. May I come in?

Must you? I mean, yes of course you must. Tea?

Nanny McPhee

Perhaps later. Let me introduce myself to the children.

No wait!

Nanny McPhee

Why don’t you put the kettle on? I shan't be a moment.

Nanny McPhee

In the absence of any spare beds, Norman, I presume, will be sharing with Cyril?

Norman

I'd rather share with a goat.

Cyril

A goat wouldn't have you, and neither will I.

Nanny McPhee

I see. Celia, Megsie, would you be willing to share the bed?

Celia

I'm not sharing anything with that vicious harpy!

I'd rather share with Geraldine!

Vincent

She’s our cow. And I'd rather share with...an elephant!

Nanny McPhee

Thank you, Vincent, but you will not be required to share.

Vincent

Haha! I don't have to share! I don’t have to share!

Are you off?

Nanny McPhee

I am. Thank you for having me to stay, Aggie.

Thank you for asking, Nanny McPhee.
[they embrace in a hug, then Nanny McPhee walks away]