Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010): in 3 of its 10 quotes
Most scenes with: Cyril (3), Norman (3), Vincent (2)
Scenes with Celia
3 scenes
Celia Where are we?
We're in the land of poo. Duck poo, hen poo, cow poo, goat poo. Poo as far as the eye can see.
B Blenkinsop
Here we are then. Out you get.
In fact, it's a British museum of poo.
Celia Have you gone completely insane, Blenkinsop? Mummy would never send me to a place like this. Take me home. [screams as Vincent frightens her] You see?! They are savages. I refuse to leave the car!
Oh, put a sock in it, Ceels! We've got no choice.
Celia Take me home right now!
And you know why we haven't got a choice too. So let's just stop pretending we're here because of bombs.
Celia They're probably cannibals! Did you see that thing out the window?
Greetings, O covered-in-poo people. Do you speak English?
Yes, poo man. We've come from far away. Far from the land of soap and indoor toilets.
[seeing that Cyril has grabbed Mr. Green's jam jar]
No!
Put the jam down. [he and Cyril stare at each other]
M Megsie
In case you hadn't noticed, there's a war on. We saved our sugar coupons for months to make that jam. You touch it, and I'll mash you.
Celia I'm going to wake up and this will all be a nasty dream. [Norman, Megsie and Vincent start chasing Cyril] I'm going to wake up, and I'll be in Harrods with Mummy. The shoe department. My maid tells me they have arrived, so Mummy and I have come to collect them. Would you go and fetch them for me? I'm going to wake up and there'll be some pink patent pumps.
Ceels, catch! [slides Mr. Green's jam jar]
Celia [still ranting]
Mummy's already ordered a beautiful pair in mauve with a matching cloak, and I gather they will be here today.
[Cyril has just indirectly shattered Mr. Green's jam jar]
That's it. They die.
In the absence of any spare beds, Norman, I presume, will be sharing with Cyril?
[scoffs]
I'd rather share with a goat.
A goat wouldn't have you, and neither will I.
I see. Celia, Megsie, would you be willing to share the bed?
Celia I'm not sharing anything with that vicious harpy!
M Megsie
I'd rather share with Geraldine!
She’s our cow. And I'd rather share with...an elephant!
Thank you, Vincent, but you will not be required to share.
Haha! I don't have to share! I don’t have to share!
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