[seeing that Cyril has grabbed Mr. Green's jam jar]
No!
Vincent DAD'S JAM!!!
Put the jam down. [he and Cyril stare at each other]
M Megsie
In case you hadn't noticed, there's a war on. We saved our sugar coupons for months to make that jam. You touch it, and I'll mash you.
I'm going to wake up and this will all be a nasty dream. [Norman, Megsie and Vincent start chasing Cyril] I'm going to wake up, and I'll be in Harrods with Mummy. The shoe department. My maid tells me they have arrived, so Mummy and I have come to collect them. Would you go and fetch them for me? I'm going to wake up and there'll be some pink patent pumps.
Ceels, catch! [slides Mr. Green's jam jar]
[still ranting]
Mummy's already ordered a beautiful pair in mauve with a matching cloak, and I gather they will be here today.
[Cyril has just indirectly shattered Mr. Green's jam jar]
That's it. They die.
Good evening, Mrs. Green. I am Nanny McPhee.
I Isabel
Oh, you’re it! I mean, her. Who-who are you?
I am Nanny McPhee. Small C, Big P.
I Isabel
Right. Thing is, I haven’t hired a nanny. I don’t need a nanny. I’m managing perfectly well. I never had a nanny because I don’t want a nanny.
I am an army nanny, Mrs. Green, I have been deployed.
I Isabel
No, no, no, no there must be some mistake everything’s under control here.
Get away from me, you oik from Hell!
I Isabel
That’s Cyril. He’s not mine. He's their cousin.
Come back here, you parasitic poshie!
I Isabel
And that's Norman. He is mine. They've just met. They're getting to know each other...through play.
Vincent Kill the townies and eat their heads!
I Isabel
It's the war. Not a very good influence.
I Isabel
Must you? I mean, yes of course you must. Tea?
Perhaps later. Let me introduce myself to the children.
Why don’t you put the kettle on? I shan't be a moment.
In the absence of any spare beds, Norman, I presume, will be sharing with Cyril?
[scoffs]
I'd rather share with a goat.
A goat wouldn't have you, and neither will I.
I see. Celia, Megsie, would you be willing to share the bed?
I'm not sharing anything with that vicious harpy!
M Megsie
I'd rather share with Geraldine!
Vincent She’s our cow. And I'd rather share with...an elephant!
Thank you, Vincent, but you will not be required to share.
Vincent Haha! I don't have to share! I don’t have to share!
