Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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[As a training exercise, Mr. Furious is trying to balance a small hammer on his head]
Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again?
Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.
Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again?
Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.
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Captain Amazing: Listen, I really think we need to talk about your plans here.
Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night... I'm going to kill you.
Captain Amazing: Right. That's the part that really doesn't work for me.
Casanova Frankenstein: You know my plans, Lancie. Tomorrow night... I'm going to kill you.
Captain Amazing: Right. That's the part that really doesn't work for me.
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Blue Raja: Sphinx, what do we do?
Sphinx: Sometimes, the true hero is the one with the courage to run away.
Bowler: I like the way this man thinks!
Invisible Boy: Let's run.
Shoveler: We can't run.
Bowler: Oh, yes! Oh, yes — it's been established that we can run.
Sphinx: Sometimes, the true hero is the one with the courage to run away.
Bowler: I like the way this man thinks!
Invisible Boy: Let's run.
Shoveler: We can't run.
Bowler: Oh, yes! Oh, yes — it's been established that we can run.
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Blue Raja: I better get going. I've got a city to save.
Mom: Jeffrey? Do the accent.
Blue Raja: Uh, well... [shifts to British accent] Well, I'd love to stay and chit-chat, Mother, but I fear I must away with me — our metropolis is in the clutches of madmen!
Mom: Jeff?
Blue Raja: Yeah?
Mom: Cheerio.
Blue Raja: Thanks, Mom.
Mom: Jeffrey? Do the accent.
Blue Raja: Uh, well... [shifts to British accent] Well, I'd love to stay and chit-chat, Mother, but I fear I must away with me — our metropolis is in the clutches of madmen!
Mom: Jeff?
Blue Raja: Yeah?
Mom: Cheerio.
Blue Raja: Thanks, Mom.
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Invisible Boy: So, this is basically a huge electromagnet.
Dr. Heller: Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase.
Dr. Heller: Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase.
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[The Heroes Talk about Hero Recruits]
Blue Raja: Well, there's The Sphinx.
Mr. Furious: Who?
Blue Raja: The Sphinx.
The Shoveler: Yeah, I've heard of this guy. He's a big crime-fighter down east.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: That's it? That's his power, he's mysterious?
Blue Raja: He's TERRIBLY mysterious, actually.
The Shoveler: Yeah, plus he can cut guns in half with his mind.
Blue Raja: Really? I hadn't heard that.
Blue Raja: Well, there's The Sphinx.
Mr. Furious: Who?
Blue Raja: The Sphinx.
The Shoveler: Yeah, I've heard of this guy. He's a big crime-fighter down east.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: That's it? That's his power, he's mysterious?
Blue Raja: He's TERRIBLY mysterious, actually.
The Shoveler: Yeah, plus he can cut guns in half with his mind.
Blue Raja: Really? I hadn't heard that.
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Invisible Boy: But I don't want to get frakulated!
The Bowler: Psycho-frakulated.
Invisible Boy: We still get frakulated!
The Bowler: Psycho-frakulated.
Invisible Boy: We still get frakulated!
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(At the final battle with Casanova)
Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...
Casanova: Ya, ya, ya. We've heard all that before.
Mr. Furious: No, no, no... Rage... really taking over...
Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...
Casanova: Ya, ya, ya. We've heard all that before.
Mr. Furious: No, no, no... Rage... really taking over...
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[Escaping Casanova Frankenstein's mansion after bungling the rescue]
The Spleen: Where's Captain Amazing?
Blue Raja: [Stressed] There's been a bit of a ****-up, actually...
The Bowler: Raja murdered him!
[They begin to squabble]
Mr. Furious: Guys? I think we have a bigger fish to fry right now.
The Spleen: Where's Captain Amazing?
Blue Raja: [Stressed] There's been a bit of a ****-up, actually...
The Bowler: Raja murdered him!
[They begin to squabble]
Mr. Furious: Guys? I think we have a bigger fish to fry right now.
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Warren, Shoveller's Son: I believe in you, Dad.
Lucille: Warren, do not encourage your father.
Lucille: Warren, do not encourage your father.