The Mummy Returns 2001 quotes, page 3

45 quotes · 7 characters
The Mummy Returns (2001) poster
Characters
Alex O'Connell Freddie Boath · 11 quotes
Ardeth Bay Oded Fehr · 10 quotes
Izzy Shaun Parkes · 6 quotes
Imhotep Arnold Vosloo · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Ardeth Bay (5), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Jonathan Carnahan (3), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Alex O'Connell (3)

The Mummy Returns quotes

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Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?

Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!

[after accidentally destroying the temple's interior, therefore rescuing his parents from almost drowning]

Mum...Dad...I can explain everything.

[to Rick]

Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!