If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.
Most scenes together: Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Ardeth Bay (5), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Jonathan Carnahan (3), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Alex O'Connell (3)
The Mummy Returns quotes
Page 3 of 3If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.
It was ... my first bus ride
Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.
My dad is going to kick your ass!
Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!
There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.
This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?
Well, that's not good.
Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!
Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?
Mum...Dad...I can explain everything.
Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.
Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!
You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.