The Mummy Returns quotes
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Jonathan Carnahan
Multiple Characters
Richard 'Rick' O'Connell
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If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.
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It was ... my first bus ride
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Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.
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My dad is going to kick your ass!
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Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!
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There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.
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This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?
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Well, that's not good.
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Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!
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Why can't you people every keep your feet on the ground?
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[after accidentally destroying the temple's interior, therefore rescuing his parents from almost drowning] Mum...Dad...I can explain everything.
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[Evelyn is trying to block the door to keep the mummy soldiers out] Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.
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[to Rick] Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!
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[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.