Jonathan Carnahan I say chaps, look at that. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. [Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan] Just curious.
2nd most-quoted character in The Mummy Returns (2001): in 12 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Richard 'Rick' O'Connell (3), Alex O'Connell (3)
If you see anyone come running out screaming, don't worry - it's just me.
More lines from Jonathan Carnahan
2 quotes Jonathan Carnahan Jonathan Carnahan Step aside Alex, I'm a professional!
Scenes with Jonathan Carnahan
9 scenes Jonathan I told you! I told you!
Meela And your point is?
Jonathan My point is, I told you so your wouldn't kill me.
Meela When did we make that arrangement?
Ok, you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess...
Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
Jonathan I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't your job to make sure that doesn't happen?
Come on! come on! [Jonathan breaks the key off in the ignition] YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE IT!
Jonathan Be quiet Alex! If there's going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me!
Jonathan I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!?
Jonathan Well...[points at Alex] It was his idea.
Was not!
Jonathan Was to!
Was NOT!
Just go!
[Bus pulls away. Mummies give chase, climbing over Rick's car and destroying it in the process]
No, no, not my car! [menacingly] Oh I hate mummies!
Evy
Jonathan?
Jonathan Yes?
Evy
That's my husband and son down there. Make me proud.
Jonathan Today's that day, Evy.
Jonathan [Jonathan and an enemy soldier run into a clearing with stones while fleeing the forrest gremlins]
We're safe, we're safe! See those sacred stones, they can't cross those.
Enemy Soldier
Are you sure?
Jonathan Of course I am sure!
Jonathan [A forest gremlin notices them and attacks, spearing the solder in the chest] [Screams then looks at the solder, shocked]
Sorry, my mistake!
Efday shokran...efday shokran...Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!
Jonathan What does it look like?
It's a bird - a stork!
Jonathan I know that one! I know that one!
Then what is it?
Jonathan [fighting with Meela]
Ah...ah...!
Jonathan [after throwing off Meela]
Amenophus!
Jonathan Pull me up! Pull me up!
Jonathan [he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid]
Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down!
It's not worth your life, you idiot!
Jonathan Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
Uh, that's half mine, you know.
Jonathan What?
Jonathan I have no idea what you're talking about.
What? You took my gold stick! I know you took my gold stick!
Jonathan No, I have no id - I swear on the head of my wife I have no idea what you're talking about.
You haven't! You ain't got a wife!
Jonathan I haven't got your gold stick either!
