The Mummy Returns 2001 quotes

45 quotes · 7 characters
The Mummy Returns (2001) poster
Characters
Alex O'Connell Freddie Boath · 11 quotes
Ardeth Bay Oded Fehr · 10 quotes
Izzy Shaun Parkes · 6 quotes
Imhotep Arnold Vosloo · 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Ardeth Bay (5), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Jonathan Carnahan (3), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Alex O'Connell (3)

The Mummy Returns quotes

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Anck-su-namun

Put your mask on. Let's not scar that pretty face!

Come on! come on! [Jonathan breaks the key off in the ignition] YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE IT!

Be quiet Alex! If there's going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me!

Efday shokran...efday shokran...Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!

What does it look like?

It's a bird - a stork!

I know that one! I know that one!

Then what is it?

[fighting with Meela]

Ah...ah...!

[after throwing off Meela]

Amenophus!

Hey. The Book of the Dead.

Meela

What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.

Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?

Meela

Because your parents don't put poisonous snakes in your bed... while you're sleeping.

Wherever this man is, your wife will surely be.

Hey, I know him. He's the curator. He works at the British Museum.

Are you sure?

You better believe him. He spends more time there than he does at home.

[to Alex]

By putting on the bracelet, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.

[to Ardeth]

Hey, you, lighten up.

[to Alex]

You, big trouble.

[to Jonathan]

You, get in the car.

Evelyn

No harm ever came from opening a chest.

Yeah, no harm ever came from reading a book either. Remember how that one went?

O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.

Didn't we do that in Tripoli?

Uh, that's half mine, you know.

What?

[indicating the diamond]

That's half mine!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

What? You took my gold stick! I know you took my gold stick!

No, I have no id - I swear on the head of my wife I have no idea what you're talking about.

You haven't! You ain't got a wife!

I haven't got your gold stick either!

I told you! I told you!

Meela

And your point is?

My point is, I told you so your wouldn't kill me.

Meela

When did we make that arrangement?

Pull me up! Pull me up!

[he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid]

Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down!

It's not worth your life, you idiot!

Yes, it is! Yes, it is!

When the time comes, I shall truly enjoy killing you.

But until that time, you better be a little nicer to me. Now where's my water?

[Lock-Nah shoves the pitcher of water into Alex's hands]

No ice?