Ok, you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess...
Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't your job to make sure that doesn't happen?
Most scenes together: Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Ardeth Bay (5), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Jonathan Carnahan (3), Richard 'Rick' O'Connell & Alex O'Connell (3)
Ok, you're here, the bad guys are here, Evy's been kidnapped. Let me guess...
Yes, they once again removed the creature from his grave.
I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't your job to make sure that doesn't happen?
This is bad Evy.
We've had bad before.
This is worse.
You know, it's not easy, being a dad.
Yeah. But you do it real good.
We're safe, we're safe! See those sacred stones, they can't cross those.
Are you sure?
Of course I am sure!
Sorry, my mistake!
Glad to see me now?
Just like old times, huh?
If I were to say to you that, "I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost"...
... Then I would reply that, "I am a stranger traveling from the West, it is I whom you seek." How did you...?
Then it is true. You have the sacred mark.
What, that? No, that got slapped on me when I was in an orphanage in Cairo.
That mark means you are a protector of man. A warrior for God. A Medjai.
I'm sorry. You've got the wrong guy.
Ok, NOW I'm a believer!
I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!?
Well...[points at Alex] It was his idea.
Was not!
Was to!
Was NOT!
Just go!
No, no, not my car! [menacingly] Oh I hate mummies!
Five thousand years ago, a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King led a great army on a campaign to conquer the known world. After a vicious campaign that lasted seven long years, the Scorpion King and his army were defeated and driven deep into the sacred desert of Ahm Shere. One by one, they slowly perished under the scorching sun, until only the great warrior himself was left alive. Near death, the Scorpion King made a pact with the dark god Anubis, that if Anubis would spare his life and let him conquer his enemies, he would give him his soul. Anubis accepted his offer and spared his life. Anubis gave the Scorpion King command of his army, and like an evil flood, they washed away all that lay before them. When his task was done, Anubis forced the Scorpion King to serve him for all time. His army was returned to the sands from whence they came, where they wait, silently, to be awakened once again.
Get a room!
Go to hell and take your friends with you!
I say chaps, look at that. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. [Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan] Just curious.