Alex O'Connell Get a room!
Played by Freddie Boath 
The Mummy Returns (2001) · 45 quotes
The Mummy Returns (2001) · 45 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Mummy Returns (2001): in 11 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Richard 'Rick' O'Connell (3), Jonathan Carnahan (3), Lock-Nah (2)
Mum...Dad...I can explain everything.
More lines from Alex O'Connell
2 quotes Alex O'Connell Alex O'Connell My dad is going to kick your ass!
Scenes with Alex O'Connell
8 scenes
Wherever this man is, your wife will surely be.
Alex Hey, I know him. He's the curator. He works at the British Museum.
Are you sure?
You better believe him. He spends more time there than he does at home.
Alex Come on! come on! [Jonathan breaks the key off in the ignition] YOU BROKE IT! YOU BROKE IT!
Be quiet Alex! If there's going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me!
Alex Hey. The Book of the Dead.
Meela What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.
Alex Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
Meela Because your parents don't put poisonous snakes in your bed... while you're sleeping.
I was forced to find an alternative means of transportation.
A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS!?
Well...[points at Alex] It was his idea.
Alex Was not!
Was to!
Alex Was NOT!
Just go!
[Bus pulls away. Mummies give chase, climbing over Rick's car and destroying it in the process]
No, no, not my car! [menacingly] Oh I hate mummies!
Alex Are we there yet?
No.
Alex Are we there yet?
No.
Alex Are we there yet?
No.
Alex Are we ...
Alex (Lock-Nah slams his knife into the table between Alex's fingers)
Whoa! That was amazing! Perfect aim!
What are you talking about? I missed!
When the time comes, I shall truly enjoy killing you.
Alex But until that time, you better be a little nicer to me. Now where's my water?
Alex [Lock-Nah shoves the pitcher of water into Alex's hands]
No ice?
You know, it's not easy, being a dad.
Alex Yeah. But you do it real good.
Alex Efday shokran...efday shokran...Uncle Jon! I don't know what this last symbol is!
What does it look like?
Alex It's a bird - a stork!
I know that one! I know that one!
Alex Then what is it?
