A character in The Mummy Returns (2001)

Izzy quotes from The Mummy Returns (2001)

Shaun Parkes

5th most-quoted character in The Mummy Returns (2001): in 6 of its 45 quotes

A line from Izzy

Whoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!

More lines from Izzy

3 quotes
Izzy
[to Rick]

Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!

Izzy

This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?

Scenes with Izzy

2 scenes
Izzy

O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.

Didn't we do that in Tripoli?

Izzy

Uh, that's half mine, you know.

What?

Izzy
[indicating the diamond]

That's half mine!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Izzy

What? You took my gold stick! I know you took my gold stick!

No, I have no id - I swear on the head of my wife I have no idea what you're talking about.

Izzy

You haven't! You ain't got a wife!

I haven't got your gold stick either!

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