Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!
The Mummy Returns (2001) · 45 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Mummy Returns (2001): in 6 of its 45 quotes
A line from IzzyWhoa whoa whoa! She's faster than she looks. And she's quiet, real quiet. Perfect for sneaking up on people, which is a very good thing. [lowers voice] Unless we go with your approach: barging in face-first, guns blazing and getting your friends shot in the ass!
More lines from Izzy
3 quotesThis thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?
Well, that's not good.
Scenes with Izzy
2 scenesO'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.
Didn't we do that in Tripoli?
Uh, that's half mine, you know.
What?
That's half mine!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
What? You took my gold stick! I know you took my gold stick!
No, I have no id - I swear on the head of my wife I have no idea what you're talking about.
You haven't! You ain't got a wife!
I haven't got your gold stick either!