Minions 2015 quotes, page 2

37 quotes · 4 characters
Minions (2015) poster
Characters
Herb Overkill Jon Hamm · 8 quotes
Kevin 7 quotes
Bob 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Scarlet Overkill & Kevin (4), Scarlet Overkill & Herb Overkill (3), Herb Overkill & Kevin (2)

Minions quotes

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Stuart
[in a spa, with two fire hydrants]

Ah, Claire. Ooh, Tiffany. Mi bellas! Rawr. [kisses them]

Kevin
[Kevin accidentally turns into a giant]

BELLO. [All flee] HUH? LE BUDDIES?

Keeper of the Crown (who's blinded): So… you came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!

Kevin
[Kevin, Stuart and Bob laugh because the tower guard is in the wrong direction] [speaks Minionese mockingly while the keeper hits him in the head with a cane]

Oye yoi yoi yoi yoi. Ow, hey!

Keeper of the Crown

You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do ya?!

Kevin

Uh... si? [the tower guard hits Kevin in the head] Augh!

Keeper of the Crown

I've been up here for decades… [hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane while he screams] ...Just waiting for someone to try and steal the Queen's treasure! [wacks Kevin to the wall with his cane]

[after seeing Herb's card, reading "I missed you! H."]

Herb, seriously, I want to dig up that William Shakespeare so he can see what true writing is. I love it!