Scarlet
Do you know who this is? [points at Protret Queen Elizabeth]
Uh... la cucaracha?
Scarlet
This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, the fashion. I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. I'm her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!
Keeper of the Crown (who's blinded): So… you came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!
Oye yoi yoi yoi yoi. Ow, hey!
You think it's funny to mock the elderly, do ya?!
Uh... si? [the tower guard hits Kevin in the head] Augh!
I've been up here for decades… [hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane while he screams] ...Just waiting for someone to try and steal the Queen's treasure! [wacks Kevin to the wall with his cane]
Scarlet
How dare you! [gets hit by a ball] Aaaaaahhhhh! [pounced on by a corgi, who licks her, but Scarlet throws the corgi back onto the floor, scaring the painter, corgi whimpers.]
Scarlet!
Scarlet
Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors! Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?!
Herb
I feel used. Not gonna lie.
Scarlet
You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!
Herb
Scarlet, you're okay!
Scarlet
HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Uh, no, no... [speaks Minionese]
Scarlet
Villains, this is no longer a coronation, it is an execution! Get them!
YAAAAH!
Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas! Run! [the minions run through stained glass windows with three humans on them and then the villains run through the wall as the chase continues outside the city on the road. Rain pours from the night sky, the minions are panting as the villains are right behind them as they throw their weapons as some run on the roofs; one villain laughs evilly and thunder and lightning crashes above them]
Come back here, you!
Whoa! [the villain throws it for the minions as they take cover in a phone booth. The minions whimper while hiding as a villain with a chainsaw looms over them]
Hahahaha!
Ya! [Uses his lasso on a light pole. Stuart holds the lasso for Kevin to make the way through and trips over some men]
[The minions come to a stop]
Scarlet
Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here? [holds up Bob and Stuart, with their mouths taped up and hands tied behind their backs]
Bob? Stuart?!
Scarlet
Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn! [angrily kicks the camera]
Oh my!
Oh no!
BELLO. [All flee] HUH? LE BUDDIES?
Bob! Shoota hatta dona.
Si la.
