Herb Overkill
This is gonna be so FUN!
Played by Jon Hamm 
Minions (2015) · 37 quotes
Minions (2015) · 37 quotes
Hypno-Hat! [gives Stuart the hat]
More lines from Herb Overkill
4 quotes Herb Overkill
Herb Overkill
Prepare for torture which I do!
Herb Overkill
This is torture! [the Minions play with a hangman's noose] Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!
Herb Overkill
Come on, come on. Life on two! One, two! One, two-
Scenes with Herb Overkill
3 scenes Herb
Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlet
Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story. How does that sound, Bob? Bob?, Bob? [screaming louder] BOB?
Bob
Bedtime story?
Herb
That is a groovy idea! I'll get some cookies and warm milk. This is gonna be so fun!
Scarlet
[Bob asks Scarlet if she has a good bedtime story]
Oh, yes. I've got a really really really good bedtime story. [beginning to count the history] Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned… but that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown... but the little piggies weren't up to the challenge. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end. [Kevin and Stuart are scared] Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies. I know you won't disappoint me. [the light turns off while they look at Bob sleeping]
Scarlet
[furiously]
How dare you! [gets hit by a ball] Aaaaaahhhhh! [pounced on by a corgi, who licks her, but Scarlet throws the corgi back onto the floor, scaring the painter, corgi whimpers.]
Kevin
[relieved]
Scarlet!
Scarlet
[gets mad at the Minions]
Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors! Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?!
Herb
I feel used. Not gonna lie.
Scarlet
You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!
Herb
Scarlet, you're okay!
Scarlet
[enraged]
HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Kevin
Uh, no, no... [speaks Minionese]
Scarlet
Villains, this is no longer a coronation, it is an execution! Get them!
Villains
[as they start running]
YAAAAH!
Walter
[The Minions flee from the villains who fang them right out. They run/squeeze through many people, cuts to Walter, Madge and Binky]
Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas! Run! [the minions run through stained glass windows with three humans on them and then the villains run through the wall as the chase continues outside the city on the road. Rain pours from the night sky, the minions are panting as the villains are right behind them as they throw their weapons as some run on the roofs; one villain laughs evilly and thunder and lightning crashes above them]
One of the villains
Come back here, you!
Mr. Spikey
[gets picked up by a villain]
Whoa! [the villain throws it for the minions as they take cover in a phone booth. The minions whimper while hiding as a villain with a chainsaw looms over them]
The Villain
[shows his five fingers, then starts his chainsaw, the Minions run back outside through the door making the cause continue]
Hahahaha!
Cowboy
Ya! [Uses his lasso on a light pole. Stuart holds the lasso for Kevin to make the way through and trips over some men]
[The minions come to a stop]
