Scarlet Overkill quotes from Minions (2015)
Played by Sandra Bullock
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It’s red hot.
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Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
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[after seeing Herb's card, reading "I missed you! H."] Herb, seriously, I want to dig up that William Shakespeare so he can see what true writing is. I love it!
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Who is that organist? She is good! Right? Is that Edna over there? Edna!
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Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here? [holds up Bob and Stuart, with their mouths taped up and hands tied behind their backs] [Kevin: Bob? Stuart?!] Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn! [angrily kicks the camera] [The Queen: Oh my.]
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Bye-bye, Say bye-bye, Bob, Bye-bye!
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And so help me. I never want to see another one of your goofy buttered faces ever again!
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ENOUGH! This…ends… NOW!
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Ha-ha-ha, your imbecile. Have fun exploding.
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Got to get out of here! Let… us… go!
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No, no no no…
Scenes with Scarlet Overkill
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Scarlet: Do you know who this is? [points at Protret Queen Elizabeth]
Kevin: Uh... la cucaracha?
Scarlet: This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, the fashion. I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. I'm her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!
Kevin: Uh... la cucaracha?
Scarlet: This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, the fashion. I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. I'm her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!
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Scarlet: Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. RESPECT POWER!
Stuart: BANANA!
Scarlet: BANANA!
Stuart: BANANA!
Scarlet: BANANA!
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Herb: Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlet: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story. How does that sound, Bob? Bob?, Bob? [screaming louder] BOB?
Bob: Bedtime story?
Herb: That is a groovy idea! I'll get some cookies and warm milk. This is gonna be so fun!
[Bob asks Scarlet if she has a good bedtime story]
Scarlet: Oh, yes. I've got a really really really good bedtime story. [beginning to count the history] Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned… but that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown... but the little piggies weren't up to the challenge. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end. [Kevin and Stuart are scared] Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies. I know you won't disappoint me. [the light turns off while they look at Bob sleeping]
Scarlet: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story. How does that sound, Bob? Bob?, Bob? [screaming louder] BOB?
Bob: Bedtime story?
Herb: That is a groovy idea! I'll get some cookies and warm milk. This is gonna be so fun!
[Bob asks Scarlet if she has a good bedtime story]
Scarlet: Oh, yes. I've got a really really really good bedtime story. [beginning to count the history] Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned… but that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown... but the little piggies weren't up to the challenge. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end. [Kevin and Stuart are scared] Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies. I know you won't disappoint me. [the light turns off while they look at Bob sleeping]
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Scarlet: [furiously] How dare you! [gets hit by a ball] Aaaaaahhhhh! [pounced on by a corgi, who licks her, but Scarlet throws the corgi back onto the floor, scaring the painter, corgi whimpers.]
Kevin: [relieved] Scarlet!
Scarlet: [gets mad at the Minions] Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors! Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?!
Herb: I feel used. Not gonna lie.
Scarlet: You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!
Kevin: [relieved] Scarlet!
Scarlet: [gets mad at the Minions] Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors! Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?!
Herb: I feel used. Not gonna lie.
Scarlet: You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!
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Herb: Scarlet, you're okay!
Scarlet: [enraged] HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Kevin: Uh, no, no... [speaks Minionese]
Scarlet: Villains, this is no longer a coronation, it is an execution! Get them!
Villains: [as they start running] YAAAAH!
[The Minions flee from the villains who fang them right out. They run/squeeze through many people, cuts to Walter, Madge and Binky]
Walter: Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas! Run! [the minions run through stained glass windows with three humans on them and then the villains run through the wall as the chase continues outside the city on the road. Rain pours from the night sky, the minions are panting as the villains are right behind them as they throw their weapons as some run on the roofs; one villain laughs evilly and thunder and lightning crashes above them]
One of the villains: Come back here, you!
Mr. Spikey: [gets picked up by a villain] Whoa! [the villain throws it for the minions as they take cover in a phone booth. The minions whimper while hiding as a villain with a chainsaw looms over them]
The Villain: [shows his five fingers, then starts his chainsaw, the Minions run back outside through the door making the cause continue] Hahahaha!
Cowboy: Ya! [Uses his lasso on a light pole. Stuart holds the lasso for Kevin to make the way through and trips over some men]
[The minions come to a stop]
Scarlet: [enraged] HE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!
Kevin: Uh, no, no... [speaks Minionese]
Scarlet: Villains, this is no longer a coronation, it is an execution! Get them!
Villains: [as they start running] YAAAAH!
[The Minions flee from the villains who fang them right out. They run/squeeze through many people, cuts to Walter, Madge and Binky]
Walter: Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas! Run! [the minions run through stained glass windows with three humans on them and then the villains run through the wall as the chase continues outside the city on the road. Rain pours from the night sky, the minions are panting as the villains are right behind them as they throw their weapons as some run on the roofs; one villain laughs evilly and thunder and lightning crashes above them]
One of the villains: Come back here, you!
Mr. Spikey: [gets picked up by a villain] Whoa! [the villain throws it for the minions as they take cover in a phone booth. The minions whimper while hiding as a villain with a chainsaw looms over them]
The Villain: [shows his five fingers, then starts his chainsaw, the Minions run back outside through the door making the cause continue] Hahahaha!
Cowboy: Ya! [Uses his lasso on a light pole. Stuart holds the lasso for Kevin to make the way through and trips over some men]
[The minions come to a stop]
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Scarlet: Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there. You think you've gotten away? Well, what do we have here? [holds up Bob and Stuart, with their mouths taped up and hands tied behind their backs]
Kevin: Bob? Stuart?!
Scarlet: Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn! [angrily kicks the camera]
The Queen: Oh my!
Kevin: Oh no!
Kevin: Bob? Stuart?!
Scarlet: Oh, my goodness! Which one shall I kill first? Little Bob? Stuart? Bob?! Stuart?! Hmm?! I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn! [angrily kicks the camera]
The Queen: Oh my!
Kevin: Oh no!