A Minecraft Movie 2025 quotes, page 2

You'll never be as cool as me, Hank! Just give up!

The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry! Neither do I!

Hallucination Natalie

This is all your fault, Henry! Everything you do fails!

This stuff? It's trash, kid. [Throws book gets thrown into the fireplace and Henry snaps out of trance]

Henry

What the...?

Wow. I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards that I would have another first date, ever, you know? I wanna have the guts to invite you over to my house for dessert.

Are you finished?

No, I think he's Swedish. But we're done with our meal.

I’m sorry, little buddy.

Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! That baby's got the heart of a demon!

No, you're not a demon, are you? You're a cute little booger-face. I'm just gonna pet your little head. [Holds out hand and zombie boy turns and bites down on Garrett's hand who screams]

Friendship is the wish you make when you're blowin' out the candles on your birthday cake!

Don't be a bully, and don't be a brute! Time to put on...

...your birthday suit!

Go, Hank, go, while we blow!

I knew I'd find you dummies here!

It's her!

Of course it’s me, you fool! I’ve been tracking your scent from two biomes away. [Points to a new Great Hog] Check it out! I even built me a new hog!

Malgosha! Your reign is over!

You're wrong! It's just beginning!

Henry

No!

Hah!

No!

Kill them! We have work to do! Goodbye, Steve! [Laughs evilly, flies away in her hot air balloon with two hordes of Piglins approaching them on both sides with all of them carrying boxes of TNT]

No! They're going to blow this bridge sky high!

Sorry, Hank.

Henry

What? [Garrett throws Henry onto hot air balloon platform with him knocking off all Piglins]

Yeah! [Gets out a slime cube] Slime cube! [The lime cube blows up and Steve trampolines onto hot air balloon] Come on, Garrett! Jump!

I can’t, Steve! Get him out of here! Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home!

Henry

Garrett, you don't have to do this!

Tell my story in song! [Makes a sign of the horns gesture] Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. Besides... [puts on sunglasses] I love luaus. [Proceeds to run at Piglins kicking two and punching two] Spin kick! [Grabs one] Garbage toss! Oh, crap! [Throws one carrying a TNT box and it explodes massively with Steve and Henry flying away in hot air balloon with a leaking hole]

Henry

No!

We're going down! Brace for impact! [Hot air balloon crash lands]

Chicken jockey!

There was no joy or creativity at all. Just a mindless lust for gold.

All right, my piggies. Today, we take the Overworld as ours! Attack their villages. Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. All they have created, we destroy! [the Piglins cheer] Well, what are you standing around for? Get out of here! Go on, bring me the gold!

Ha! Newsflash! Iron golems will not attack unless provoked! [laughs evilly and Travis fires his crossbow at one of the iron golems, triggering them, she groans] Real smooth, Travis! [The lead golem smacks a Piglin away and an epic battle commences]

Dawn

Come on, boys. [pulls the lever and detonates explosives] Have a nice flight!

Oh, for goodness' sake! Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! [The Great Hog roars and charges into battle] How do you like them pork chops?!

Turns out, if you're brave enough, you can make the real world... your Overworld. [Garrett's game store is now "The Overworld"] Garrett finally leveled up. And his store became the hot spot! [Garrett high-fives a seated elderly couple, and inside, Natalie is painting art on the side of an arcade machine as kids play the game] Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, Block City Battle Buddies. Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, working out a few bugs. But let me tell ya, life... is pretty perfect.

Dawn

Hey, Captain Buttcrack! [it turns around to her and Dennis the wolf] I got something for you! [The Great Hog and a few Piglins laugh in response] Get him, Dennis! [Dennis and fellow wolves cohorts charge and attack the Great Hog and the Piglins] Whoo! Take a bite out of that pig!

Creativity in this world is key to survival.

Natalie

Do it, Henry! I got this! [Henry uses his tot launcher to fire the ender pearl to the top of the portal, where he teleports underneath the orb]